* hello?
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
* i need your help. can you come here?
I CAN'T, I'M BUYING CLOTHES.
* alright, well hurry up and get over here.
I CAN'T FIND THEM.
whaddya mean, you can't find them?
I CAN'T FIND THEM. THERE'S ONLY SOUP!
* what do you mean you're at soup?
IT MEANS I'M AT SOUP
* WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN
IM AT THE SOUP STORE!
* WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
F**K YOU