Mets accept all rejects, even from McDonald's!

Let them take their sorry asses back to their houses. I would say home, but don't want to be missinterpreted.

I had Cheerios for breakfast. Probably have soup for lunch. Then maybe some chicken or a burger for dinner.

I'm grilling nice thick pork chops tonight with corn and mashed taters

What time should I bring over the macaroni salad to joes house

I would have said 6:00 but macaroni salad iseo good

I love favorite food is spaghetti and hot dogs!! haha

My cat pooped today.

I took a poop.

All that means is they be poooopular ;-) meanwhile Yankees don't even have a mascot

Hey my cat pooped in its box the same time I took a dump

Why are you being grotesque! Hooters filed for bankruptcy, Google it.

Sorry thought it was funny when it happened.

SHIIIIIIIIT TELL ME YOUR APRIL FOOLIN WOMAN

Holy f**k.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/earthquake-relief-for-myanmar

My journey in doing the dishes was normal today. Because I skipped cleaning the cat's litter box yesterday, scooping it out today was a major shit

Any grocery store. I like Thursdays. Weekends are too busy, Mondays the place is picked over and a mess, Tuesdays not much different, Wednesday is SS checks day, and very busy, Friday is still payday for a lot of people, very crowded. Thursday is pretty good.