Mets accept all rejects, even from McDonald's!

Let them take their sorry asses back to their houses. I would say home, but don't want to be missinterpreted.

Elvis be like whoa mama. What did da Mets Eva do to u

All that means is they be poooopular ;-) meanwhile Yankees don't even have a mascot

I had Cheerios for breakfast. Probably have soup for lunch. Then maybe some chicken or a burger for dinner.

I'm grilling nice thick pork chops tonight with corn and mashed taters

What time should I bring over the macaroni salad to joes house

I would have said 6:00 but macaroni salad iseo good

I love favorite food is spaghetti and hot dogs!! haha

My cat pooped today.

I took a poop.

Hey my cat pooped in its box the same time I took a dump

Why are you being grotesque! Hooters filed for bankruptcy, Google it.

Sorry thought it was funny when it happened.

SHIIIIIIIIT TELL ME YOUR APRIL FOOLIN WOMAN

Holy f**k.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/earthquake-relief-for-myanmar

My journey in doing the dishes was normal today. Because I skipped cleaning the cat's litter box yesterday, scooping it out today was a major shit

Any grocery store. I like Thursdays. Weekends are too busy, Mondays the place is picked over and a mess, Tuesdays not much different, Wednesday is SS checks day, and very busy, Friday is still payday for a lot of people, very crowded. Thursday is pretty good.

The reason no one has ever see Superman and Clark Kent together is because Superman is cheating on Lois with Clark kent.

So Elvis parsley ok. So you know Elvis. From the50s and 50#s and 70s. Elvis time travels. He's a spy. Elvis ok. He travels to da duuuuture. In d a future Elvis step out.

He go to da b ball game.

Elfis first words in da future be.
Whoa mama. Da Yankees suck

I've seen Elvis on YouTube and never, ever did he say whoa mama.

You're cuckoo.

These are so stupidly funny. 🤣

Elvis usually: whoa mama
Elvis sad- woe mama

I rode my one and only bull at a practice rodeo arena in Highlands TX. I had drunk too much IW Harper by the time my bull came up to the chute, so I was bucked off .

I went out for a late night burrito.

I had bacon and eggs and a cup of coffee for breakfast. This time I had an extra egg.

Can I borrow an egg

That would then be three eggs.

I just ate a ham & cheese sandwich.

U like Grey poupon or regular yellow mustard?

Bears generally avoid people. If you see a bear, it may be because it’s a mother and cubs are near by. She will assume you are threat and charge.

Vanna White tell me what I've won!!!

Can I buy a vowel. Hey

How are you and your gif, family, everyone good? You doing okay?

Yeah thank you! How r u

McDonalds in Hawaii offer some local style food.

Portuguese sausage, eggs and rice is a staple on their breakfast menu.

Oh, look, a bagel

My Dog ate my lunch

I actually had a big bowl of cereal for bkft today.

Do u add blubberies

I want an egg

Thank you. Yiu make it difficult when you write and there's only one spot. If yiu don't hear back. That's why.

Your welcome, sorry. It's ok

You the Man Keanu. Love your work.

Happy Easter.

Happy Easter bubbie!!!

Texas, our Texas! All hail the mighty State!
Texas, our Texas! So wonderful so great!
Boldest and grandest, Withstanding ev'ry test;
O Empire wide and glorious, You stand supremely blest.

[Refrain] God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, Thro'out the ages long.

Texas, O Texas! Your freeborn single star,
Sends out its radiance to nations near and far.
Emblem of freedom! It sets our hearts aglow,
With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo.

[Refrain]

Texas, dear Texas! From tyrant grip now free,
Shines forth in splendor your star of destiny!
Mother of heroes! We come your children true,
Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you.

Some place called Cayuga Lake Creamery (I'm assuming it's in Upstate New York) makes jalapeno ice cream, and a company named Amy's down in Texas makes jalapeno bacon flavor.

Suddenly, I am craving an Arby's roast beef.

My popcorn choice is with lots of real butter and a few dashes of popcorn salt! Its O.K. because I use Land O Lakes unsalted butter.

I’ve been in Aldi’s a few times for specific item, but prefer other grocery stores for the vast majority of things.

good coffee this morning.with Costco's corn muffins!!! Later out for a long walk before the place heats up to 90 degrees, then a refreshing shower and an afternoon with friends

Ate a lot of prunes, now I have diarrhea

Porta potties look clean on the outside but have been soiled by thousands of men. I don't use Porta potties unless it's an emergency!

I had a cup of black coffee this morning and turned the tee vee on and saw da yankees, then I reached in my liquor cabinet for the vodkee and root beer. I had six and a nightmare.

I wouldn’t chance getting spit on by a llama in such close quarters lol They are kinda like camels, spit at people they don’t like.

Love to get some fish basted in butter, and popped on the Barbie! Mmmmmm, yummy!

I had two eggs for breakfast, with some cheese

Yankees game is as interesting and exciting as watching flys do the hibitty dibbity. SO overrated.

Mrs. Cleaver is proud of the Beav.

Ward, I think something is wrong with the Beaver again!

Leave it to beaver.

I can hear Mrs. Beaver "You go outside to do that".

A few springs ago had a beaver standing at the end of my driveway. I went out and got some nice pics of it before it dropped into a flooded drainage ditch.

Hey bubbie I ever watch that show leave it to da beevs

I had a lazy lunch of reheated pizza. It was simple yet satisfyingly delightful!

Do you warm reheated oizza up in the toaster oven? Tastes better than the microwave.

It reheats better in a cast iron pan on the stove top.

Got one of those smart microwaves that cooks it until it senses it is at the perfect temp!

I would rather watch a puddle of NYC subway water evaporate before I would ever watch this Yankees crap....!

Maybe a meteor will hit the Yankees game

If there is anyone I cannot stand it is the Yankees.
They be a big nothing.

would you like some cheese with that wine ?

What we needed was Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, wearing the "Technicolor Dreamcoat" from the Seinfeld episode.And Jerry in the puffy shirt. But I don't wanna be a Pirate !!!

I want to address a nasty rumor that is going around. The rumor that I eat too much bacon. It is untrue!

Now please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

You can NOT eat too much bacon!

I want bacon...NOW.

Porky pig seems like a really good dude.

The chocolate chip cookies at McDonald's are surprisingly good (at least at mine).

I ate too much cookie dough and got sick. It was an overdoughse.

I do drive up for those cookies. They are delicious.

Yup, it's time to bust out my cookie sheet pans.

1-plain cheeseburger

1-4? piece McNuggets { smallest available}

1- small fry

1- sliced apples

2- small McFlurries

Honestly, we LOVE these cookies. The challenge is that many locations don't offer them! If you find one that does, get them!

The cookie tote is great!

BRING BACK THE OATMEAL COOKIES AND SUGAR COOKIES!!!!!!!

What do you call a box of McDonald's cookies? A REAL Happy Meal!

Mmmmm...cookies

I had McDonald's yesterday and they didn't have any cookies.

i like to buy the buckets of chili at wendys. people dont know you can order buckets there

I want lemonade.fe

Ever made lemonondade

I wouldn’t get within Thirty yards of a bison unless I was in a truck. Especially in August during the rut.

I have always gone to sleep on my right side and I wake up on my back.I put my head on the pillow,pull the covers over me,and reach up to turn the lamp off. I wake up just before daylight year round and am always bothered by those nighttime problems that plague so many men.

Is it spelled Veal or Veel? Either way, looks tasty.

Al Bundy is a true American hero of the highest caliber.

Where's da mets when we need 'em?

I got chills and they multiplying.

Aaaaaa so ok ok this this dude ok this like dude. This dude in da bathroom in a COWBOI HAT Greeted me w saying hey brotha!! And I SAY YEEEEEEE HAW!!

Happy Mother's Day bubbie!

I like turkey subs from Subway. Don't know why some people don't like them. They are fresh, made right in front of you and are similar to Wa Wa.

When I was a kid we took empty glass bottles to the grocery store and were paid a nickle for each bottle. The companies cleaned the bottles (hopefully), refilled the bottle with their product, sold it to me, I drank the soda, brought the bottle back for another nickle. Recycling is not new.

That's so cool, and true. How's life?

Good! You? :3

I gotta haircut

I saw, you sent me a photo. It looks good. Life is great, thanks for asking. Waiting our turn to get in our go karts, go-karting kicks ass!

Aw have fun!!

Howdy

Jack Links beef sticks for dessert

I went beauwling.

What you talking bout Willis ?

Theresbags full of different things, I've heard they call that groceries.

I ate more than one egg

I have two and a half dozen eggs in my fridge

when you have a bag of things in it. Those are groceries

I came home from Home Depot today with a bag of things in it. Should I have put them in my Pantry? Are they now Groceries? I need to gather them up and put them in their proper place!

Got ma things from the store and bag of groceries home in a caravan

Gummi Bears bouncing here and there and everywhere. High adventure that's beyond compare. They are the Gummi Bears.

Giddy up imma cobwoy giddy up yee haw

Elephants are phenomenal! They are highly intelligent, they protect the young from harm working together to pull a calf from the mud, they honor the loss of one their own through physical contact over the dead with their trunks, and will form a outward facing circle and trumpet, they have been seen with tears, seeming to recognize and respect the dead. We humans could learn a lot from the elephants!

I use a Mason jar. I bought a 6-pack of the 64oz ones years ago, and I’m still repping the same one.

We reuse water / soda bottles that we have purchased or been given. We keep a dozen about 80% full in freezer to use in coolers when traveling, and we keep about 6 to 8 in the fridge.

making bacon in an air fryer is the way to go. They also work well to reheat pizza.

Where’s the beef?

have you ever had one of wendysfrosties? Good stuff.

Earlier today I ate a green bean.

Okay. I'm spraying the lawn for insects.

Al Bundy once scored 4 touchdowns in one single game! This magnificent display of prowess was the greatest day in Al's life. Even better than the day he married Peg and even better than the birth of his Children. He often relives this glorious day and remembers it fondly. Al cannot stop himself from uttering insulting one-liners to obese women, a behavior he has compulsively engaged in since he was a child. Al is continually saddled with massive debts caused by everything from the various failed schemes he becomes involved in to his wife's extravagant spending habits. However, he never appears to miss a mortgage payment or file for bankruptcy..

Al Bundy owns a 1970s Dodge automobile. The car is only ever referred to as "The Dodge", but the model occasionally shown is (alternately) a harvest gold or blue Plymouth Duster. Bud once described Al's Dodge as being assembled from various parts of many different wrecked and derelict Dodges. It is depicted as hopelessly unreliable and Al is often shown pushing the broken-down car into the garage. In one episode, Al is offered a brand-new Dodge Viper, as his old car is about to turn one million miles and the car company wants to film the event

Yankees could be beaten by a large baguette.

In da matrix the AI overlords are so smart, why did they choose humans to be their energy source? Wouldn't cows or some other mammal be easier to control? Seems pretty shortsighted to me.

I like peanut butter to have two ingredients : peanuts and salt.

The Kroger brand is as good as Smuckers for half the price. When available ( e.g. Whole Foods ) go for fresh ground in small quantities.

Teddie All-natural peanut butter is my go-to for adding to my morning oatmeal. Also, it is much less expensive than Santa Cruz Organic Dark Roasted Peanut Butter. I think both taste good and are just peanuts and salt.

The Mennonites make the best peanut butter. Made fresh right in the store, rarely needs any stirring, and has nothing extra added. Yum!

I have silicone bowls that are "food grade" and are great for freezing food and putting them directly into the microwave. Since they are inert, they are very safe and very convenient.

Happy Easter bubbie:3

For dinner tonight, broiled Cod with drawn butter, garlic Brussels sprouts and roasted red potatoes.

Touch of lemon would be just right.

I’d have settled for beans on toast, but this sounds positively luxurious!

Different types of chilis give different taste profiles depending on purpose but honey and heat go together like shoes and socks.

Subway sucks. Jersey Mike's rules!

Hey!!! Ok ok wabout Jimmy johns. Or Elvis presseley

Count Chocula is good

I had bacon and eggs for breakfast this morning, with coffee.....

I wannaa lot of burritos

I like to put some nutmeg in my homemade waffles.

I was eating breakfast, lost my appetite.

I don't want to brag, buuuuuuuut, I painted my window frame yesterday. I was on the fourth step of the step ladder!

I dug the pressure washer out of back of garage. Step by step then to the extreme held over 180 psi point blank for 2 hours. Most guys spend 45 minutes on their house not me. Da girlie made me a ham n cheese with a wildly insane amount of ham (I’m talking she prepped for 3 hours watching cooking shows…

BLOODY MARYS!!!THEY CAN be a simple brunch drink or hair of the dog. Everyone knoes someone who had the 'best recipe ever.' Garnishes usually be usually a celery stick and something pickled; around the Northwoods, Wisconsin, you'd see the utmost in awesomeness: a 'dilly bean' you or your grandma canned yourselves.

I like mine cooked in coconut oil, medium heat, salt, pepper and a small amount of chopped spinach…add a bit of sliced avacado on the side, my favorite!

I love the flavor that coconut oil adds.

I use avocado oil.

A tablespoon of heavy cream per two eggs helps keep them from overcooking and adds a creamy luscious quality.

I use water.

Keep it simple. Cook your bacon. Leave grease in pan. Crack egg into at least a quarter inch of bacon grease. Baste egg with grease quickly, do not turn... enjoy liquid yoke with toast points.

Vanilla coffee mate

I prefer an omelet with chopped onion, ham pepper, tomato and cheddar, taking it off the heat while still soupy on top. A little sea salt ground pepper and parsley.

Instead of salt & pepper I use a little Soy Sauce

I add whole milk yoghurt for a creamy texture.

How to make better scrambled eggs? Simple: serve them over buttermilk biscuits and slather the entire plate in sausage gravy. You're welcome.

Two over easy eggs on top of the biscuits and sausage gravy is also awesome. There is no such thing as to much sausage gravy..Lol !! !!

Shaking the hens each morning in the coops, also make scrambled eggs easy. .

Dude, what the hell.

Your chick had to watch a f**king cooking show to make a ham sandwich, maybe one slice of cheese, as you said it was a ton of ham. That's funny and extremely sad. Glad you are both happy.

Hey, it's hard. You Ever made one bubbie?

I like soup, unless I'm in the mood for a sandwich. But sometimes I like to dip my sandwich in my soup and that really confuses me.

Grilled cheese made with white cheddar on sourdough, dipped in cream of tomato soup. The best!

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird

B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a don't you know about the bird?

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a...

Those boots were made for walkin'! That's just what they'll do!

I set the timer when I put something in the oven and I know I'm already tired. It shuts the oven off and the alarm wakes me up.

I was working three jobs years ago and was making macaroni and cheese (Kraft box) and fell asleep on the couch. Woke up to the nauseating smell of macaroni blackened. Threw out the pan, too.

I was making a cocktail at home one night. Put everything in the glass and took a sip - and spit it out right way becuase of the taste.

Pro Tip: Take a good look at what you are using for your home made cocktail. Becuse of a bottle of red peppers can look suspiciously like a bottle of red cherries.

You haven't lived until you turn on your Fry Baby, and forget to remove the plastic lid.

Cheese goes on everything.

Do you even know what cheese is?

Lots of recipes have cheese on chicken. Many with the words of cheese and Chicken both in the title

Save the shrimp for the skillet or grill.

I make yogurt by the gallon, and strain it. Never had a problem and I've used the instant pot for 6 years.

Pasta has always come out great for me in the Instapot---3 minutes, then quick release and it's perfect.

Who would wash vegetables in a dishwasher? There is a reason for it, why they have warnings in English and Spanish on the machines....

after the pressure is release, you can cook shrimp from the steam in about 3-7 minutes, depending on their size, with the lid in place. on the keep warm button.

itnstapots great for cooking chicken breasts in bulk for the freezer and making stock from chicken or turkey bones. It also makes a mean split pea soup.

I fix most things in my dual drawer air fryer.

I do put a 1/2 cup of olive oil in an Italian pot roast that I make. 1 1/4 hours in an instant pot. 4 hours in the oven. no brainer.

It's also a pressure cooker and actual chefs use pressure cookers

Doc , bumped and scarred his forehead. And invented the Flux compasitor.

Some jerk ass drop 3/4 teaspoons of his own nut in the instant pot and everything comes out tasting like his nut.

had eggs and bacon this AM

I like mai sardines with mustard and hot sauce.

I love extra spicy Nuri Sardines

I like it with pepper flakes on Toast. Oh yeah throw it in ANY pasta.

I have a tin o sardiiiiiiine in the pantry now.

I like my shardines neat out of the Makers Mark bottle

sardines recreated the best family moments at the dinner table in the company of my wonderful mother and my great father and my kind and nice sister. Sardines represent love moments for me.

Did u know that if your a rich kid nepo baby ur dad used to buy a lot of tinned sardines from Spain and would eat them as a snack with saltines and caperberries on the weekend. Wtf with nepo kids

My dad alway loved sardines and anchovies, and I have fond memories of eating them right along with him.

My dad's idea of a treat was canned sea creatures.

Quick recipe is to get canned sardines throw them in a salad mix bag and squeeze a lemon then put a salad dressing vinaigrette shake and you have quick meal.

There great over saltines or straight from the can, also love there cousin anchovies on pizza.

they're good in mustard sauce too

Sardines are about 6 inches, depending on females or males. they are great on charcoal, with fat dripping, and a potato and salad!! As good as Salmon, done the same way, or even in a pan at home, no need for grease. of course, sardines inside house create lots of smoke.

I had a bagel and a cup of coffee this morning....

Some ppl be like the plane gained some altitude, and voila, he was an astronaut. Idiots

The Rock is and has always been since his wrestling days my favorite. He's an awesome guy.

DwanyeJ ohnsona class act

Its said long ago in Ireland there was a game where 3 friends entered an empty room, each w/his own quart of whiskey that he’d drink down. In a while, one would exit. And then the other two would try to guess who left.

The human body is less stiff when drunk and moves with the flow of direction rather than stiffening up against it.

You've never had my sister fresh baked Brie with honey and walnuts.

Japan's Onbashira festival features a race riding a log(up to 10 tons) down a similar hillside.

I can fall down on the way to the fridge to get a slice of cheese...

Double Gloucester is mighty tasty.

Brits can make a good time out of anything... I swear.

Long live the Brits, we need them!

I wanna French dish made of eggs, cheese, and a pastry crust

I've used my air fryer practically every day since I bought it, replacing it once, because the cord on the original died (just under 2 years), and the only cooking issue I ever had was with a whole chicken (never doing that again) and to a lesser extent, a whole chicken leg. Preheating is always a good idea. I've only cleaned the pull out part, but will definitely check the inside of the actual fryer with the coils to see if it needs cleaning. For people with a compact apartment, it's a good idea, and certainly safer than an oven because it goes off automatically and you don't have gas leaks.

Buy the big ones with the glass doors, like Kaloric or Emerils, a World of difference!

My air fryer has a roast function so I put my toaster directly inside the air fryer, is this correct. I set it to 60 minutes should I check on it or are they more "set it and forget it" let me know it's been about 40 minutes now and I know I can smell something cooking...

My mom used to make ice cream when I was a kid .. it was super yummy .

I would always run to ask milkman for ice cream sandwiches or the ice cream cups that came with those wooden little spoons ..

then there is the ice cream truck that would pass by our house every day too

I usually got the orange punch up or strawberry eclair ..

just a suggestion please try not to eat ice cream the day before you have a cholesterol blood test .. it will affect it ..

I have my grandmothers ice cream maker from the 1950’s it’s just a motor that turns inside a bucket you put ice with rock salt and in 20 to thirty minutes you have hard ice cream! She had the hand crank one but it must have gotten thrown out!

I am too busy smoking my weed.

You eva watch Cheech and Chong bubbie

Listen to instincts...went to a Halloween party, there was a guy there dressed as a ninja, shook hands with him, he was strong, had hands of steel. Later that evening met a cute blond, she was nice, we hit it off. Then a buddy of mine says, leave it alone, her boyfriend was the ninja dude and he's a real ninja. Flash forward a year later and the blonde was there, she had broke up with the ninja. Just a few weeks later was at her place, conversation turned to her ex. Not only was he a ninja, he had done time for manslaughter, was the jealous type, and still had a key to her place. Bad vibes here, not good odds. Looked at my watch told her gotta be at work early. Never looked back.

I got everything on my phone want to gamble i could place sports bets or play video poker or blackjack or other games.

Da nu York Yankees can eat sand for all I care.

The late great Patrick Swazey.

Last night I rocked a speedo, half tank top and shower shoes at Wal Mart while picking up a loaf of bread and a box of Twinkies!

I popped theBiggestZit on my rear last nite,jaw dropping!

Holy f**k I metJamie Campbell Bower as Vecna in Stranger Things

Cool, where at?

Paris

How was it, and what did you think of him?

He wack

Really? Is he nice, cute, single? What's the deal with him? What was happening in Paris?

Homeboi never single. My crush think Jamie's cute tho

Really? He is.

Jamieee? Naww friend

I'm heading to 7-Eleven—does anyone want anything?.

I think he met da girl

Nice. Everyone deserves somone.

Tru dat.

So, you didn't make a new friend?

Any suggestions for things to do while I am here?

Hell naw. Do da London eye ferris wheel wheeeeeeeee. Also go visit Buckingham. Beautiful

They're on my to do list. I've been here since Friday. Thnx.

Thought you may have made a friend.

Yw

Yeah,I need a cup of coffee and a bagel.

Chili Cheese Frito's please.

Yes, but no strawberry Fanta. Orange first, grape second.

Strawberries the best

I want everyone to know I ate two Poptarts today.

I’m 30 and I miss the naturally beautiful women of the 70s and 80s. Trends now are only degrading but they think it's empowering. Shaking my head.

Remember those goodocookies. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.

Implants typically last 7-10 years before needing replacement. Someone 20 is setting themselves up with a lifetime of surgery and a massive cost burden.

Yankees ook like they need to be scrubbed with lye soap.maybe some bleach too

can somebody hand me a lime

I'd say da Yankees are Definitely a face for radio but even da radio can't hide da fact dat da YANKEES SUCK

I ate two bars this morning, my stomach is a mess

Strawberry Fanta two

a cola slurpy

Diet dew will do.

watching the yule log burn on TV

watching the yule log burn on TV is betta then tha yankees

Yes, if da yankees doesn't like their current life there's a shift at Strabucks they can always fill.

Did u hear about da day da Yankees won.

…..and I outran, tackled Sasquatch, carried him home, and made him mow my lawn.

Da world in Vecna eyes.

He is the life of parties he’s never attended.

If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

Sharks have a week dedicated to him.

What are you talking about?

Vecna think his shit don't stink

Honestly?

Oui

I'm in your neck of the woods. Suggestions on where to go today?

Where's this dungeon?

Well he don't work there anymore thank tha LORD but it's the secret dungeon.

So, did you like him, and are you friends now? He seems likeca good egg.

Hell naw

I bought diagonally-cut green beans (in a can)

this morning.

Have you ever tried Appalachia mountain green beans? If interested I will tell you how to make them. They are delicious and very different. .

I had that happen with yams. But it was stems. I threw most of the can out.

I wonder if Jerry, Kramer, Elaine and George were in attendance of da Yankees sucking game.

Jeni’s is delicious, but Haagen-Dazs is a notch above. Any flavor of Blue Bell is also a favorite.

They sell jenis at Publix/Whole foods and I've seen it at Sprouts too.

Also at Fresh Market stores.

I add a pinch of instant coffee grains to all my servings of chocolate and vanilla ice cream.

I looked up Chocolate ice cream experts in the Yellow pages. But none were listed.

I switch up every now and then, but I'm a long time Breyers fan.

Wish Giardelli's made chocolate ice cream. The Brownie mixes are

delicious especially with vanilla ice cream !

Send the receipe.

It’s considered good luck to get pooped on by a bird

https://eastkentuckygal.wordpress.com/2009/09/10/appalachian-green-beans/

I would bet for Al Bundy over da Yankees any day.

This morning I had a cup of coffee and a bagel...

I ate at Arbys. they do HAVE the beef.

Not if you ate it. 🤣

Ty, have a great day. You're telling me all the tourist spots. Went to a great blues club last night.

Thankies!

Yankees got owned by the Dodgers again

The Dodgers are stacked! I don’t remember seeing a team so stacked in my life.

Good things the Yankees got a safety or they would have been shut out.

Yet another Yankee beat down!

Always nice to see the Yankes get a good beating.

2 of Dodgers absolutely worst pitchers dominated the Yankees !

No chance of them making the playoffs. The Boys in Blue sure know how to rise to the occassion. They destroyed the Yanks best pitcher on Friday - and he's no longer undefeated - and look what happened today! Amazing!

Yankees are a great example of loser New York sports teams

Thank you, for the green bean article.

Yw

Never liked sardines, until tried browning them in a skillet and serving on toast. Went from gross to gourmet instantly. Great with mayo, Dijon, chipotle…you gotta try it.

I love sardines in oil and chop some avocado,onion, cilantro and jalapeños( like pico de gallo) yummi

That’s my recipe, you can also swap sardines with tunaOr mackerel.Just add a glass of albarino

Alton brown has one recipe, toast, avocado topped with sardines.

i eat a tin of sardines everyday

Dogs have different barks for different situations. I can certainly tell by my dog’s bark and body language if she is in protection mode, or just happy to see someone.

I can tell the difference with the barks from my big dog - if the delivery has arrived, if her friends are going by, if there's a squirrel, if there is something I need to look at, etc. My little dog is just a buttwipe. He barks just to get the big one stirred up.

My pups bark at dogs across the street being walked. They make that mailman go away everyday. But they don't make a peep when Chewy shows up with deliveries. Not kidding a bit. If you wanted to rob my house, you could just show up as a Chewy delivery person and my pups would be like, "Oh, yes, we love you. Please, come right on in. My people won't be home for a few hours. Can I bring you a slipper or tennis shoe

that yappy cockapoo that lives behind us that the owners leave shim out all day rain or shine.

I lived across the street from a sidewalk. Lots of dogs and people. My dog had his chair looking out. One guy had a golden retreiver and a big black bog. He went nuts when he saw the black dog. I don't know if it showed up better or what. I went out and we all talked. Lucky, never did like that dog.

Most people KNOW their dog barks and growls

Only bad thing about dogs is that you can hypnotize them with a piece of BACON quite easily. Poor dogs.

I know for a fact my dogs respond many words such as walk, dinner, bathtime, bedtime, move, go, cross the street, treat, go potty, sit, stay, come, no, shake hands, high five, roll over, down, car ride, park, go outside, thank you, and more. My dogs look me in the eye and tilt their heads when I talk directly to them. I tell them all the time how much I love them. They come to me for hugs, and they kiss me on the hand or back of my leg very often as a way to show a connection or thanks, while I'm making dinner for them as an example. My dogs do vocalize to me which can sometimes sound like words. They can carry on especially when playing or excited. My male dog smiles when he is really happy. My dogs are great companions. I spend many hours a day with them. They are too smart for their own fur.

I know for a fact my dogs respond many words such as walk, dinner, bathtime, bedtime, move, go, cross the street, treat, go potty, sit, stay, come, no, shake hands, high five, roll over, down, car ride, park, go outside, thank you, and more. My dogs look me in the eye and tilt their heads when I talk directly to them. I tell them all the time how much I love them. They come to me for hugs, and they kiss me on the hand or back of my leg very often as a way to show a connection or thanks, while I'm making dinner for them as an example. My dogs do vocalize to me which can sometimes sound like words. They can carry on especially when playing or excited. My male dog smiles when he is really happy. My dogs are great companions. I spend many hours a day with them. They are too smart for their own fur.

Da Yankees much better at walking a tightrope over a volcano without falling in than at playing baseball.

Okay assole... the Yankees won 7-3

Did u see da 18-2 dodgers vs yanks

I ate 8 sammiches instead of 4.

Years ago (many) at a college Halloween Party there was a girl who wore a large rectangular cardboard box painted red, her BF wore a pair of white overalls and carried a masons trowel.

She was a brick, he was a bricklayer.

I was stopped by TSA over a container of shampoo, which they kept.

Sometimes I like to turn my M and M's sideways and pretend I'm eating E and E's or 3 and 3's.