Mets accept all rejects, even from McDonald's!

Let them take their sorry asses back to their houses. I would say home, but don't want to be missinterpreted.

Elvis be like whoa mama. What did da Mets Eva do to u

All that means is they be poooopular ;-) meanwhile Yankees don't even have a mascot

I had Cheerios for breakfast. Probably have soup for lunch. Then maybe some chicken or a burger for dinner.

I'm grilling nice thick pork chops tonight with corn and mashed taters

What time should I bring over the macaroni salad to joes house

I would have said 6:00 but macaroni salad iseo good

I love favorite food is spaghetti and hot dogs!! haha

My cat pooped today.

I took a poop.

Hey my cat pooped in its box the same time I took a dump

Why are you being grotesque! Hooters filed for bankruptcy, Google it.

Sorry thought it was funny when it happened.

SHIIIIIIIIT TELL ME YOUR APRIL FOOLIN WOMAN

Holy f**k.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/earthquake-relief-for-myanmar

My journey in doing the dishes was normal today. Because I skipped cleaning the cat's litter box yesterday, scooping it out today was a major shit

Any grocery store. I like Thursdays. Weekends are too busy, Mondays the place is picked over and a mess, Tuesdays not much different, Wednesday is SS checks day, and very busy, Friday is still payday for a lot of people, very crowded. Thursday is pretty good.

The reason no one has ever see Superman and Clark Kent together is because Superman is cheating on Lois with Clark kent.

So Elvis parsley ok. So you know Elvis. From the50s and 50#s and 70s. Elvis time travels. He's a spy. Elvis ok. He travels to da duuuuture. In d a future Elvis step out.

He go to da b ball game.

Elfis first words in da future be.
Whoa mama. Da Yankees suck

I've seen Elvis on YouTube and never, ever did he say whoa mama.

You're cuckoo.

These are so stupidly funny. 🤣

Elvis usually: whoa mama
Elvis sad- woe mama

I rode my one and only bull at a practice rodeo arena in Highlands TX. I had drunk too much IW Harper by the time my bull came up to the chute, so I was bucked off .

I went out for a late night burrito.

I had bacon and eggs and a cup of coffee for breakfast. This time I had an extra egg.

Can I borrow an egg

That would then be three eggs.

I just ate a ham & cheese sandwich.

U like Grey poupon or regular yellow mustard?

Bears generally avoid people. If you see a bear, it may be because it’s a mother and cubs are near by. She will assume you are threat and charge.

Vanna White tell me what I've won!!!

Can I buy a vowel. Hey

How are you and your gif, family, everyone good? You doing okay?

Yeah thank you! How r u

McDonalds in Hawaii offer some local style food.

Portuguese sausage, eggs and rice is a staple on their breakfast menu.

Oh, look, a bagel

My Dog ate my lunch

I actually had a big bowl of cereal for bkft today.

Do u add blubberies

I want an egg

You the Man Keanu. Love your work.

Happy Easter.

Happy Easter bubbie!!!

Texas, our Texas! All hail the mighty State!
Texas, our Texas! So wonderful so great!
Boldest and grandest, Withstanding ev'ry test;
O Empire wide and glorious, You stand supremely blest.

[Refrain] God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong,
That you may grow in power and worth, Thro'out the ages long.

Texas, O Texas! Your freeborn single star,
Sends out its radiance to nations near and far.
Emblem of freedom! It sets our hearts aglow,
With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo.

[Refrain]

Texas, dear Texas! From tyrant grip now free,
Shines forth in splendor your star of destiny!
Mother of heroes! We come your children true,
Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you.

Some place called Cayuga Lake Creamery (I'm assuming it's in Upstate New York) makes jalapeno ice cream, and a company named Amy's down in Texas makes jalapeno bacon flavor.

Suddenly, I am craving an Arby's roast beef.

My popcorn choice is with lots of real butter and a few dashes of popcorn salt! Its O.K. because I use Land O Lakes unsalted butter.

I’ve been in Aldi’s a few times for specific item, but prefer other grocery stores for the vast majority of things.

good coffee this morning.with Costco's corn muffins!!! Later out for a long walk before the place heats up to 90 degrees, then a refreshing shower and an afternoon with friends

Ate a lot of prunes, now I have diarrhea

Porta potties look clean on the outside but have been soiled by thousands of men. I don't use Porta potties unless it's an emergency!

I had a cup of black coffee this morning and turned the tee vee on and saw da yankees, then I reached in my liquor cabinet for the vodkee and root beer. I had six and a nightmare.

I wouldn’t chance getting spit on by a llama in such close quarters lol They are kinda like camels, spit at people they don’t like.

Love to get some fish basted in butter, and popped on the Barbie! Mmmmmm, yummy!

I had two eggs for breakfast, with some cheese

When I was a kid we took empty glass bottles to the grocery store and were paid a nickle for each bottle. The companies cleaned the bottles (hopefully), refilled the bottle with their product, sold it to me, I drank the soda, brought the bottle back for another nickle. Recycling is not new.

That's so cool, and true. How's life?

Good! You? :3

I gotta haircut

I saw, you sent me a photo. It looks good. Life is great, thanks for asking. Waiting our turn to get in our go karts, go-karting kicks ass!

Aw have fun!!

Howdy

Jack Links beef sticks for dessert

I went beauwling.

What you talking bout Willis ?

Theresbags full of different things, I've heard they call that groceries.

I ate more than one egg

I have two and a half dozen eggs in my fridge

when you have a bag of things in it. Those are groceries

I came home from Home Depot today with a bag of things in it. Should I have put them in my Pantry? Are they now Groceries? I need to gather them up and put them in their proper place!

Got ma things from the store and bag of groceries home in a caravan

Gummi Bears bouncing here and there and everywhere. High adventure that's beyond compare. They are the Gummi Bears.

Giddy up imma cobwoy giddy up yee haw

Elephants are phenomenal! They are highly intelligent, they protect the young from harm working together to pull a calf from the mud, they honor the loss of one their own through physical contact over the dead with their trunks, and will form a outward facing circle and trumpet, they have been seen with tears, seeming to recognize and respect the dead. We humans could learn a lot from the elephants!

I use a Mason jar. I bought a 6-pack of the 64oz ones years ago, and I’m still repping the same one.

We reuse water / soda bottles that we have purchased or been given. We keep a dozen about 80% full in freezer to use in coolers when traveling, and we keep about 6 to 8 in the fridge.

making bacon in an air fryer is the way to go. They also work well to reheat pizza.

Where’s the beef?

have you ever had one of wendysfrosties? Good stuff.

Earlier today I ate a green bean.

Okay. I'm spraying the lawn for insects.

Al Bundy once scored 4 touchdowns in one single game! This magnificent display of prowess was the greatest day in Al's life. Even better than the day he married Peg and even better than the birth of his Children. He often relives this glorious day and remembers it fondly. Al cannot stop himself from uttering insulting one-liners to obese women, a behavior he has compulsively engaged in since he was a child. Al is continually saddled with massive debts caused by everything from the various failed schemes he becomes involved in to his wife's extravagant spending habits. However, he never appears to miss a mortgage payment or file for bankruptcy..

Al Bundy owns a 1970s Dodge automobile. The car is only ever referred to as "The Dodge", but the model occasionally shown is (alternately) a harvest gold or blue Plymouth Duster. Bud once described Al's Dodge as being assembled from various parts of many different wrecked and derelict Dodges. It is depicted as hopelessly unreliable and Al is often shown pushing the broken-down car into the garage. In one episode, Al is offered a brand-new Dodge Viper, as his old car is about to turn one million miles and the car company wants to film the event

Yankees could be beaten by a large baguette.

In da matrix the AI overlords are so smart, why did they choose humans to be their energy source? Wouldn't cows or some other mammal be easier to control? Seems pretty shortsighted to me.

I like peanut butter to have two ingredients : peanuts and salt.

The Kroger brand is as good as Smuckers for half the price. When available ( e.g. Whole Foods ) go for fresh ground in small quantities.

Teddie All-natural peanut butter is my go-to for adding to my morning oatmeal. Also, it is much less expensive than Santa Cruz Organic Dark Roasted Peanut Butter. I think both taste good and are just peanuts and salt.

The Mennonites make the best peanut butter. Made fresh right in the store, rarely needs any stirring, and has nothing extra added. Yum!

I have silicone bowls that are "food grade" and are great for freezing food and putting them directly into the microwave. Since they are inert, they are very safe and very convenient.

Happy Easter bubbie:3

For dinner tonight, broiled Cod with drawn butter, garlic Brussels sprouts and roasted red potatoes.

Touch of lemon would be just right.

I’d have settled for beans on toast, but this sounds positively luxurious!

Different types of chilis give different taste profiles depending on purpose but honey and heat go together like shoes and socks.