Another episode of I'm very bored

new shitsey

The Jersey Devil
In 1735 a mother gave birth to her 13th child. But she decided "f**k this kid", so she then exclaimed "let the child be the devil"
The child was born normally, but immediately grew wings, tail, and claws and flew away
It's apparently able to move quickly and can emit a blood-curdling scream

THE BLESSED LAND OF MOTHERF**KIN TEXAS

i feel like you’re extremely biased

it’s as if there isn’t ONE bad thing about midsas

DO NOT DISRESPECT THE GLORIOUS NAME OF THE GREATES COUNTRY EVER (we're still technically one)

if texas tries to declare independence they can’t it’ll just split into five new smaller states

Dude we were a country before joining and we still are technically seen as one (and if we seceded we would just be a country, wtf are you talking about)

look it up

literally nobody except your states sees you as one

We're the only state that is allowed to fly it's flag at the same height as the american flag
We're the only state that was an independent country before joining
And we are just better

“only state that was independent before joining”
hawaii and vermont:

Only state that was an independent COUNTRY before joining and also f**k you idc this isn't me being serious :3

they were both independent countries once

Cool but like
TEXAS

The Chupacabra

New Jersey

The Jersey Devil
In 1735 a mother gave birth to her 13th child. But she decided "f**k this kid", so she then exclaimed "let the child be the devil"
The child was born normally, but immediately grew wings, tail, and claws and flew away
It's apparently able to move quickly and can emit a blood-curdling scream

*new assey

Wisconsin

The hodag

A large bull-horned carnivore with a row of thick curved spines down its back.
It's apparently born from the ashes of cremated Oxen, like a bovine Phoenix

Hell yeah the hodag is goated

Canada

B̶i̶g̶f̶o̶o̶t̶

The Wendigo
Pretty much a cannibal that exist in the folklore of the Indian tribes in Canada

Cool

nevada

Tessie

Is said to inhabit the depths of Lake Tahoe, on the border between California and Nevada

Kentucky

The popelick monster

a lpart-man, part-goat and part-sheep creature reported to live beneath a railroad trestle bridge over Pope Lick Creek
It lures people onto the bridge to either, kill them with an axe, or trick them into jumping off the bridge (the bridge is over 100 feet tall)

Cool

mayrland

The Snallygaster
It's half bird and half reptile, it bears sharp teeth and claws, large wings, and sometimes one eye or tentacles. The monster was known to frequent the area around stills and distilleries (based)

new gaysey

The Jersey Devil
In 1735 a mother gave birth to her 13th child. But she decided "f**k this kid", so she then exclaimed "let the child be the devil"
The child was born normally, but immediately grew wings, tail, and claws and flew away
It's apparently able to move quickly and can emit a blood-curdling scream

principality of sealand

what

principality of sealand

Iraq

Tantals
tricksters that can change shape into humans, animals, or objects. They are also said to guard hidden treasures in the Marshes.
They also are often disguised as humans, women, children, cats, or dogs.

chat is this real

Does albania have any

Kulshedra
A dragon that is associated with water and storms

Oh i remember that
7 headed dragon