she just texted me saying she hasnt gotten her period in five days (dont know why she told me that and not her bf tho...)

Ohhh

Me trying my best to not make a joke out of it

i honestly do not care if you do

if she's actually pregnant, congratulations on becoming an uncle

he's becoming a dad

/j

omg what the actual hell is wrong with you
you see a pregnant woman with a brother and go "omg he got his sister pregnant"?

i put a /j for a reason dumbass

yeah, it doesn't, keep thinking on what 1-2 is

it's -3

my bad lol- /j

does this qualify for unc status in a literal sense

I'm FiNaLlY gOnNa bE a DaD