she just texted me saying she hasnt gotten her period in five days (dont know why she told me that and not her bf tho...)

if she's actually pregnant, congratulations on becoming an uncle

he's becoming a dad

/j

omg what the actual hell is wrong with you
you see a pregnant woman with a brother and go "omg he got his sister pregnant"?

i put a /j for a reason dumbass

yeah, it doesn't, keep thinking on what 1-2 is

it's -3

I'm FiNaLlY gOnNa bE a DaD

does this qualify for unc status in a literal sense

Uncle P.L.U.C.K

my bad lol- /j

Ohhh

Me trying my best to not make a joke out of it

i honestly do not care if you do