If you're a goddess, I was wrong about you being 40.

You're actually 4000 years old or something, yet you use a meme website. Embarrassing.

ok

i respect the commitment to the ragebait bit

You're not a god

You're right, I'm not.

I'm a *Goddess

No you ain’t mf 😭

Stop thinking you are better than everyone 😭

You are a mortal, I am a goddess. I am more splendid than you can comprehend.

If you were a goddess, you would act like one. You wouldn’t use a meme site, you wouldn’t compare yourself to others, and you would live in heaven. You are NOT a goddess, you are a person, stfu.

Heaven is not real. A true goddess is omnipresent. I am everywhere all at once.

Bro think shes a mastermind behind Imgflip😂

who even are you

Bro got this icon

It doesn't say your a site mod tho...

How do you know that I don't have an alt that is?

Because this account is your main...

...

...?

How do you know it is?

Maybe I'm secretly global mod? I am a goddess afterall and I can take any shape I want soooo-

Ohhh makes sense

if you are a global mod then delete my account right now

if you're a godess then strike me with lightning right now

That's Zeus power not mine. Ask him.

coward

feeet 🥵