Linux Penguin Tux Tuxedo

true

I would use linux but i can't get a good version to run off a usb on my shitty laptop that is litterally designed to run windows.

its not super hard but i cant really show you how :/

I really don't won't to put it on my actual hard drive in case i f**k it up and then my computer starts to smoke. (Semi true story)

get a second one

I can't because me and my family are a bunch of broke ass bitches

you can get a 256 GB hard drive for really cheap

My family would rather spend money on more important things though.
(Otherwise i would)

you dont have any of your own money?

I hate to suggest my age, but i am not able to work yet.
(Not for a few more years)

(I'm not 18 yet sadly)

i figured, most people here arent. i dont EXPECT anyone to get a job until theyre 17 or 18. a lot of families have some kind of allowance though, and most kids typically get some money from relatives for birthdays and such

I don't get an allowance because i am allowed to eat the food my dad pays for, and i'm allowed to use the elecricity, gas, food.
(I spent all the birthday money on i think mario kart 8)

well thatll do it