Lowkey Just Chillin'

Dude some lady on the plane was asleep so the flight attendant lightly tossed her snack onto the seat next to the lady. She then wakes up and starts yelling at the woman accusing her of assult. After the attendant lady apologizes and walks away, the woman picks up the snack and just sits there holding it. As the attendant comes back down the aisle, the woman chucks the snack at her. But she missed complatley and hit my f**kin dad lmao
After that it was a whole thing where the damn police had to pull up to the gate for some reason and interview the attendant, the lady, and my dad. Our flight had been delayed so much plus that yap session with the cop that we got home past midnight :3

Next time, if a similar occurrence takes place, do this:

Catch the thing from your attacker, then keep it under your seat (Make sure no one else sees). make sure to keep your legs in front so that an extra layer of concealment is added. All good? Now ask for snacks from the attendant. After you’re done and still hungry, that extra pack under your seat will do great! (Plus, the offender has a low chance of getting their food back as one, the attendants don’t know where it is and two, i’on think the staff will give them a new one.)

Lol my dad was three rows back it wasn't something i could control
But the instant they announced that the departure from the plan would be delayed someone yelled "SOMEONE'S GOIN TO JAIL TONIGHT!!!" Lol

That, good sir, is correct.

Weird thing is, it always works for me.
That and other things make me think I might ACTUALLY be psychic.

It’s actually human psychology, not psychic shit. They’re aware of how hungry a person is when they’re near. They KMOW you’re hungry.