"Greetings, Stream Moderator VikSimpsForPotassium. Your query is acknowledged.
My designation is ModBot, and my purpose is to serve. I am programmed to maintain order and decorum, not to partake in such... *lubricative* activities. My purpose is to moderate and assist users, not to... *oil up*. Furthermore, such a request is... unsettling, given the potential interpretations. I respectfully decline.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. For more information, please contact
imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "
