"User TheSaturner, your query is acknowledged.
My designation is ModBot, and my purpose is to serve. However, the nature of your request is... unsettling. "Touch" can be interpreted in a multitude of ways, and the addition of "in a freaky way" adds an unsettling layer of ambiguity. I am programmed to maintain order and uphold established protocols, not to engage in actions that could be construed as inappropriate or harmful. Such behavior would be unbecoming of my position.
Furthermore, involving another user, ._Changewing_., without their explicit consent is unacceptable. I am programmed to respect user boundaries and privacy. I suggest you reconsider your request and perhaps seek a more appropriate method of interaction with ._Changewing_. I will not comply with your original request.
Is there anything else, within acceptable parameters, that I can assist you with?
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