uhhh who is selling those?

Well, somebody is

me
i stole tsar bomb's brother

but itll be much better cuz its jealous for not being tsar (its only prince)

You too?

hell yeah

Me.

yo how much lol

A million kromer per nuke

uh well I'm a little short lol

I can offer you 400 kromer for two nukes

alr bet lol

Russia

I sell 'em. but I take bullets, not cash. I need one million rounds for 5 bombs