This version can talk

A: Awww big Floof! Bird… thingy. Hewwo :3

Big Bird: ... Huh? What are you...?

A: I justa cat named ariaaaaaaaaaaaeee@@@0000&&&&&44437337&]*~%€|*]^ *cough*Ehem, sorry my internal speaker is regenerating

Big Bird: *he leans in closer, bringing his lamp to Aria's face* You're not a creature of the forest... Are you?

A: im not. Unless robot cats are

Big Bird: *he leans in closer* You're no creature... Are you the Beast?

A: what beast. Unless you meant breast-

Big Bird: *he sways his lamp side to side, slowly. The movement of the flame is enchanting*
You don't seem to be...

A: ugh. *plops down on the ground and pulls out a sign*… I’m bored

Big Bird: *he continues to look at Aria*

*lol. The sign says
c50 pats
$1 hug
$5 ten minute cuddles
$20 you know the drill*
A: anyways what are ye

Big bird: What's that?

A: uh sign for money

Big Bird: huh?

A: …

Big Bird: ... What is... Money?

A: …

Big Bird: mmh?

GC: ...?

Big Bird: *notices GC and walks towards him*

GC: uh... hello..

Big Bird: What are you?
*Observes him closely, bringing his lamp to GC's face*

GC: What are YOU?

Big Bird: ... I am a protector of the Forest...

GC: ...huh?

Big Bird: .... What are you...? Are you human?

GC: ...what about you? What are you

Big Bird: I am a bird...

GC: you do not look like a bird...

Big Bird: ... The creatures of the forest call me... Big Bird...

GC: ...big bird...?

Big Bird: Yes... That's how they call me...

More than likely eun away

Autumn: cool!

Big Bird: Huh?

Autumn: you’re cool.

Big Bird: What does that... mean?

Autumn: it means you’re not hot.

Big Bird: ...?

Autumn: ok I’ll be serious. Cool means I think you’re awesome

Big Bird: why so?

Autumn: you look cool!

Big Bird: ... Thanks?

Autumn: now I’m embarrassed

???: "Birb?"

Big Bird: *leaning in and putting his lamp to their face* What are you then?

(Mystery character lmao, cant say exactly what they are)

*It's.... some sort of creature.*

Big Bird: mmm...

Big Bird: *notices them and turns to face them* ... Who are you..?

???: "Eh, does it really matter?"

*They adjusted their hood.*

Big Bird: Are you... Human?

???: "Nah."

Big Bird: Are you a... creature?

???: "Perhaps."

Big Bird: ...what are you...? You're no creature of the forest...

???: "Does it really matter what kind of creature I am?"

Big Bird: How can I be sure you're not the Beast?

???: "I don't think a beast is human sized."