Finally got my hands on this trash

My hands look like they belong to someone 50 years older than me

Your hands look like that one Australian 60 y/o grandpa who used to fight with alligators as morning routine and used to drink snake venom for no reason

LMAOAOOOOAOAOOOAAOAO

I would do everything I could to take care of that little man

Tell me hows the game

It’s freezing because it’s been in a mail room

Other than that idk I just got it

Welp alright.

time to goon

Nah, gooning is free.

I’m playing it.

you were born with two hands for a reason, man

i really wish they did more with the journal i can barely read it bc it's so small

RGG keeps putting their stickers in the cases with no manual so I’ll take it

i mean it's in the game anyway you just have to find the pages

Oh

also i wish i could play sonic rumble but the only device i have that can do that has 4gb ram which is STRETCHING it

It’s probably gonna be full of ads, battle passes, and paywalls out the wazoo anyway.

yeah but it's sonic

besides sonic dash just has the ads issue though sonic rumble being online multiplayer could lead to battlepasses. paywalls idk abt

It looks fun, but it’s made by Rovio. Rovio has an extensive history of milking their games for all they’re worth. Just look at Angry Birds 2.

i dont play many mobile games so yeah that doesn't sound promising. some ppl are already paying it though and i haven't heard anything bad about it yet