epic rap battles of history

EEEGH I already got one ready

Okay, I eat 12 hotdogs a day and I'm a bit gay,
I got mustard in my pockets, call me Condiment Bae.
Ketchup on my face like it’s part of my swag,
Spillin’ relish on my Yeezys, now my shoes got a tag.

Rollin’ through the drive-thru on a pogo stick,
Ordered 50 corn dogs, made the workers feel sick.
Dipped 'em in a milkshake ‘cause I’m livin’ deranged,
Told the manager my diet’s “Certified Strange.”

Yo... I think that's pretty messed up with your diet
Ever heard of a salad? I think you should try it
Eating 12 hot dogs a day, kinda gay
Lil Nas X just ate paninis, but you put the whole community to shame

I eat a fat pound of grass, but I ain't a fat ass, it's all lean and green, I'm a body building machine
I got a cup of milk to pair with my 12 eggs
That meal is as strait as it gets, it's what I eat between your mom's legs
I can change her last name faster than than the Mach Nine Mission impossible planes, on a whole different coordinate change
You better shut the heck up and sit the heck down, cuz when I hop on a beat like slim shady, I got the whole world going insane,

Shut yo bitch ass up. I bench-press bratwursts, call that protein gainz,
Wrote a love letter to a sausage, now they call me insane.
My pet goldfish judges me when I chug root beer,
Told him, “Don’t be jealous, you ain’t built like me, dear.”

I got a fridge full of wieners and a dream so big,
I invest in hotdog futures, I'm a frankfurter whiz.
Tried to flex on a vegan, they just rolled their eyes,
But I got 99 toppings and they all supersized. You're gay

"All I ever wanted was an Oscar Myer wiener"
Screaming like a bunch of 2010 fans of Justin Bieber
If all you eat is meat, and ham and and pork and spleen
Your weight scale in the bathroom says "one at a time please!''

I'm not a vegan, I just hate plants like a cop to a vandal
So I eat them up faster than wax burns on a candle
I'm so mad, id grab a knife by the blade and stab you with the handle
And you ended your verse with "your gay"? That's cringe bruh. I think you need to take down the record label video and throw the rest away.

They call me lil doo doo bug
put some poison in your rug
Now your dog is dead
Now you’re all damn f**ked up in the head

They call me lil doo doo bug
I put some bleach in your girlfriend’s coffee mug
Now your girlfriend’s dead
Now that you’re lonely please give me head

Acting gay once again, the man has no friends
Someone lend him a hand he's a man who wants a man
You poisoned my rug, but I got hard wood floors
"Not that kind of hard wood, "get out, leave, there's the door
My girlfriend ain't dead because haven't you seen that one movie
Where the prince kissed the princess and she woke up like the whole earth was shaking
So just bounce, bounce, I said come on, bounce!
Like you jerking that weenie off that weighs half an ounce

Yo, I’m mad as f**k, can't chill,
Heart pumpin' hard, like a beast in the grill.
🥷🏿 ballin', but I’m on my grind,
Flexin’ on haters, they’re stuck in rewind.

Bitches talk slick, but I’m ready to swing,
Throwin’ fists heavy like I’m runnin’ the ring.
Anger on blast, it’s a full-on attack,
Thug life, motherf**ka, ain’t no lookin’ back.

ATTENTION PLEASE 📣📣 will the real AI Rap Lyrics user please stand up?
You thought you could hop on MY beat without two cents in your cup?
Dr. Dre couldn't make it today, so Ben.Dover Took the stage and made the crowd go on a whole new facade
I'm flipping the money, the bird, and the lyrics on my page

I gather up money like sonic, got a whole ring on Jupiter
I tried to look through your lyrics, find out which verse was stupider
Whoops wait lol I MEANT to say Saturn, but switched up the pattern
Leave the function like Drake left the Superbowl please, he left with a burn so hard it looked like a rat tail burn

call yourself shinobii, but you aint no samurai
no honor on your name gonna make your daddy cry
no respect on a mf who dont respect religion
callin out people but on his own he dont be hearing

abuse, lies, some more words i can call this guy
hypocritical so much yo nose might just hit the sky
p-i-n-o-c-c-h-i-o
calls himself good but this mod yeah he's got to go

They name ain't Shinobii no more, it's The Second Snake!
I got respect for religion, just not the ones that are fake
I call people out like your mom on the phone,
She too busy with me to tell you to get off imgflip and watch your tone

"I follow God" yeah you follow the brand
Like Stan Lee following DC and the batman ??
Say your a Christian, but tell me to shut the f**k up
I think you need to sit the heck down AND shut the heck up

Double snake like Loki symbol's twisting and denying
speak shit about another bring my mom in yeah that's lying
know you've never touched a woman unless it's yourself with your hand
Call my religion fake when I believe in the same as you

really embarrassing when you talk like a fan
mad at "shut the f**k up" well you might just see
there's a lot of things worse you could hear from me
lil bitch boy bitch made cant even curse
but you know what I'll gift you with another extra verse
kid don't deserve mod his decisions even worse

I can't believe this man is talking like he's already thirty
When he crashed out in MSMG with someone who's a furry
And we don't believe in the same religion, I believe in one that's true
You say that you sin, but you can do worse? That's pretty crappy man, I know that isn't you

I'm not a fan, at least I mod a different stream, and a different one, and a different one, guess I got that experience you don't, I'm an OG
You pull up on the scene, in let me guess, msmg, to see what happening, and the cry like 6 year olds on Halloween
I also post in more than one place, so I stack up the points, three blue stars in your face
So I'm dropping the mic, tucked you in like "good night" you have to go anyways, there's some pedophile in msmg to fight?

And since you dropped another verse, I'ma do one too, and once I bomb it I'ma bid you ado.

You know that Jeffery the guy that shows up like it's show and tell? He's annoying, but at least he isn't sending people to hell

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Brag about seniority but he doesn't even know
you ain't an OG you just moldy man please just go
you act like a spoiled child bragging about 2022
but I'm from 19 that's right teen your shit's a little slow

claim my right isn't right I believe in the holy trinity
only thing you might believe in is the kids in your vicinity
call something on modding more streams and more streams and more
when half the stream is racing to get your ass out of the door

think your rhymes are off of that, but let's be real this shit is wack
no rhyme, no rhythm , no dramatic timing, all this is is a bitches whining
you sure this isn't artificial intelligence? the lack of information is evidence
that you have no clue what you're talking about, spewing nonsense out your mouth

a doo? that's adieu, don't mess up your language, this you're rambling onto
brag about your points, but dont spend them all in one place,
oh wait, theyre useless, time spent onto whining, begging for a little green arrow
still tower over you like Kilimanjaro, what do you think is more valuable, hmmm?

oh right
good night

I read some of this text, though I couldn't care less
You tried with all your might, prolly stayed up all night
So first things first, I'm a moldy man.
How can that be true when the stuff you post came strait out of a trash can?
Calling me cringe, your like an 8 year old youtuber
And from 2019? Let's just call you a boomer

Your beliefs out of whack like the alphabet people
It's like you can't even drive, but got be keys to a Jeep Eagle?
What's this nonsense about the stream wanting to to run me over? Well I'm still here, and in Memes Overload I just became Owner.
I became Owner in Dark Humour, because I'm actually funny
The only thing dark about you is strait up personality
To put it perfectly frank, it's as if you took a good ego and ran it over with a tank.

My rhymes ain't out of whack, especially when yours sound like they came from AI
Couldn't input the theme "imgflip" so it just spat cringe sky high
If you have no clue what I'm talking about, why are you crashing out? And losing all your fake clout?

And you tell people we have beef, boy, it ain't even slice of ham.
Your price that for popularity, you'll do whatever you can
Lowkey I forgot about you yesterday, until I posted this challenge.
I was too busy modding heaven on a stream that actually gets action.

I've never begged for a green arrow, that's simply me
I even have most upvoted meme of 2023
In it I made fun of upvotes beggars begging shamelessly
I'd rather have you do that, than post your crap
Your kinda dying out, posting cringe and hella cap

So I'ma sit the f r i c k down while I'm writing this rhyme,

Cuz I'm prolly gonna get struck by lighting this time

Your grammar is so bad did you write this with a crayon?
don't worry, I'm sure you ate it after, I couldn't even read it like, damn,
this bragging about doing shit on a memesite, it's mystery
but anyways, turn the page, I'm done, it's a history

Hello sir your bar time expired
And the lyrics were so cringe, even bandlab hung itself with a wire
Just remember, rap battles aren't about making up lies
It's about using their actions against them, not being so corny we cry

meh

why 99% of these lines look like its made by chatgpt

I know Ben.Diver user the Rap Generator, Jork did maybe as well