HERE ARE SOME THINGS ABOUT ME; EVEN THOUGH MY USERNAME IS BOILED_BANANA1, I DON'T LIKE BANANAS; FOR SOME REASON SOME PEOPLE HAVE THOUGHT I WAS A GIRL, I AM NOT A GIRL I AM A DUDE WHO ESCAPED FROM A 1970S HEAVY METAL BAND; I AM NOT BLACK, I AM SURE SOME OF YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT; AND I DO NOT HAVE ANY KINKS OR FETISHES