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DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME? DO YOU WISH TO HAVE AN UNFORTUNATE EXPERIENCE? DO YOU, THE HUMAN, WISH TO HAVE AN UNFORTUNATE EXPERIENCE, WITH ME, SANS THE SKELETON AS THE CAUSE; DO YOU, UNSATISFIED HUMAN, WISH TO HAVE A RATHER UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE, WITH ME, THE LAST MONSTER ALIVE, AS THE REASON