(mod note, I had a stroke reading all that)

EATING PIZZA NORMALLY. STARTING FROM THE CRUST. STARTING FROM THE SIDE; EATING WITH PINEAPPLE ON IT; EATING PIZZA WITH NUTELLA ON IT; PUTTING PEPPERONI ON IT; PUTTING PIZZA ON PEPPERONI; EATING PIZZA OFF THE FLOOR; EATING PIZZA OFF THE WALL; EATING PIZZA OFF THE CEILING; MAKE THE PIZZA FLOAT WITH MAGIC AND TAKE A BITE; TURN THE PIZZA INTO FRENCH FRIES; TRANSFORM INTO SASUKE AND BURN THE PIZZA AND EAT IT; STEP ON A LEGO AND PUT IT ON THE PIZZA USING YOUR FOOT; TURN THE PIZZA INTO NARUTO WHILE YOU’RE STILL SASUKE AND EAT IT; THROW THE PIZZA AND YOURSELF INTO SPACE AND EAT IT ON THE MOON; THROW THE PIZZA INTO THE SUN AND MAKE IT BIG SO THE SUN EXPLODES AND YOU EAT THE SUN, WHICH IS NOW A GIANT PIZZA EXPLOSION; ALL OF THE ABOVE, IN THAT ORDER