This never happened and I’m the heavy so i can confirm it

[well at least the blu team heavy]

Our medic is fine nothing like this ever happened

Well yeah because it was the red team heavy

I killed red heavy

Heavy...
How do I make sandvich?
All you have to do is take a cup of flour...
...add it to the mix
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour...
A bit of salt, just a pinch!
Baking these treats is just a sinch!
Add a teaspoon of BOLOGNA!
Add a little more and you count to four
And you never get your FILLA!!!
Sandvich!
So maist and delicious~
Sandvich!
I'm coming for you!
Sandvich!
Sandvich!
Sandvich!
SANDVICH!
Scout: This did not just happen...

canon
medic and heavy are clearly gay for eachother
feel like med would be the receiver of any backshots
the one thing i can't explain is the team colors