She stole my nanobud box (basically theyre airpods)

brokie!!!

yeah you do. here, anyway.

no you can just have them do the work and not pay them

no you cant. that's fraud

okay and?

do you WANT me to go to jail for 18 months?

just don’t get caught

bro how do I 'not get caught' they keep up with payments. If we forgot to pay, me AND my dad would go to jail for 18 months and the bail bond for each of us would be half of what we owe (two halves) so Abt 50,000 dollars.

flee the country

and abandon my family, home, friends, and school? no. I already fled my birth country bc of Kim Jong I'm not doing it again.

why

we had to get approved two years prior

how? japan and north korea don’t even have established relations, you can’t just pack up and move there

like I said
we had to get approved

No. There crap products

He had my little brother killed bc he was born and looked like Kim Jong.

no why can’t you leave again

I have too much here

and?

also i doubt that happened

you don't know. you're not a Hiroto.

is that your surname

yeah.

japanese?

yes but I lived in Korea for a couple years with my mother.

how’d you get to north korea

plane

i highly doubt they would allow a japanese citizen to just move to north korea

That's too far. In North Korea, you're not allowed to name your children after the leader, and HEAVEN FORBID they LOOK like him. North Korea is a terrible shitty place, so you can't just say "I doubt that happened" when you have NO IDEA.

well i’m not TALKING TO YOU, are i?????

You're talking to my friend. That's close enough to stir my anger.

f**k outta here for a bit alright buddy???

No. You're the one who needs to f**k off. You f**k with my friends, you f**k with me.

ohhhh are you gonna go your sigma mode on me???? your anger’s getting all stirred up buddy???

You've tried my patience, tested my ire, and now you insult me? What drives you to be a f**king asshole to everyone?

it’s funny

Oh really? So making fun of people's childhood trauma is funny? Flaunting your privileged lifestyle in front of everyone is funny? You laugh when you see suffering, is that it?

i’m not making fun of it their claims just seem absurd

no. just stfu

wowww rude i’m js tryin to help you get that bread 🙄

well your suggestions are wierd and i'd rather not. I'm only a kid I cant do that shit

yes you can

even if I did my alcoholic father would steal it and waste it like he always does.

then kill him

no! without him I wouldn't have a home

why

we're still dealing with damage from the flood and the tornado we got hit by. he's been working overtime to help pay the construction people.

you don’t need to pay them

no I cant.

just belieeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeee…

I am broke, okay?

get some money then 🙄

Dude, seriously, get a life.

i’m just tryin to help a sista out 🙏🙏🙏

By suggesting literal crimes? By poor shaming someone? Not everyone can "get money." I can barely hold onto it because my friends are leeches (not complaining because I'm kind-hearted), let alone get money.

it’s just a bank robbery it don’t hurt anyone besides the big corporations gawd 🙄

The minimum sentence for bank robbery is ten years. Also, stealing any property that values $2,000 or more is considered grand larceny. To steal enough to buy better earbuds, she would have to commit grand larceny, which can be punished with up to 60 years in jail and a $25,000 fine.

appeal to authority fallacy

Smartass

okay?

WHERE ARE YOU THEN

not america

Evidence still beats expert opinion. It doesn't matter how many people say she's innocent. If her fingerprints are found anywhere NEAR the stolen money, she's in jail. Fingerprints are hard to cover up.

appeal to authority fallacy

No you wouldn't. The American justice system is more competent than you apparently believe. You'll be jailed.

appeal to authority fallacy + i’m not american

You're not listening to me, are you? Then why don't you try your schemes? You Rob a bank and appeal to authority fallacy when you get caught. I'll be waiting.

i’d win

That's not how this works. If you shoot someone, and I have concrete evidence that you did it, it doesn't matter who says that you didn't pull the trigger. Besides, any court with any semblance of sound judgement will listen to evidence as opposed to literal opinions.

appeal to authority fallacy

Why be bully?

ehhhh?

Apple Air pods are crap anyway. Jbl pods are way better

idk sounds like brokie coping

Oh, no. Apple air pods are just crap. There expensive and the good sound only lasts for abt a month. I had my JLB's for 3 years now and they still have the best sound experience.

they’re not expensive if you steal them

True lol

so steal them

how tf can I get money? my mom works two jobs to buy gas to take us back and forth and pay bills and my dad works for 10 hours a day to help pay off the house. SORRY that I'm not a f**king rich person.

rob a bank
rob someone on the street
gamble

I'm 13 I cant gamble.
and no. the banks here are highly guarded and there aren't people on the streets who come here.

sell drugs

no wtf.

why not???

idk how to make drugs. besides I don't live in the FULL countryside, I cant grow marijuana.

so then learn