yes

I usually just engage in a quick armed patrol of my place before going back to sleep, just to ensure everything's on the up and up.

who are your opps?

What do you mean?

"armed patrol"

Basically, I just walk around my apartment with a KSG and make sure I'm still the only person in it.

are you joking or actually?

I mean, sometimes it's not a KSG, it's just whatever I have at my bedside at the time. But no, I'm not joking. If I wake up before my alarm, I just do a quick check to make sure everything's okay, and go back to bed.

there's a KSG at your bedside sometimes?!

Well... yeah. I'll be honest, I remember seeing it in Modern Warfare 3 and Black Ops 2 like 12, 13 years ago and thinking, "this thing is pretty cool."

so mr. bigbadjon you really live up to your name i know i aint robbing your house(joking)

To be honest, I'm actually just making reference to a song called Big Bad John.

Or when you remember it's your day off or the weekends.

Then you plop back to bed.