"One huge ice cream sandwich, please!"
"Umm... what?"
"One huge ice cream sandwich, please!"
"Don't you mean large?"
"NO! One HUGE ice cream sandwich, please!"
Later...
*Needs a new bed, goes to local bed store*
"Oh, THERE'S my ice cream sandwich! But wait... what's it doing at a bed store?"
*Sits on it*
"Oh."
*Walks away in disappointment*