~Welcome To Jeff Shop~ (prompt and items in comments! yes this is Jeff from doors, humanized)

~𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕋𝕠 𝕁𝕖𝕗𝕗'𝕤 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕡~

Skeleton Key 300.

Crucifix 500.

Lighter 100.

Lockpick 100.

Flashlight 200.

Vitamins 100.

Popsicle 90.

Hug (FREE)

Shakelight 250 800.

NVCS-3000 1000.

Tips? (he wants to go for collage :3)

Where’s the cocainer

Nawh we ain't got that bro. :<

Gamer: JEFF?!!! OMG BROTHER ITS BIN AMOST 909 YEARS!!! *gives 909009008999095748495758 diamons* take it! *pays 300 dollars for the crucifix* I'll buy the crucifix :3 Jeff: O.M.G TY SO MUCH BROTHER!!!(Yes this is my au, and yes it amost bin 909 years since both saw each other) so, how are ya doing? Gamer: amazing! I got to met a girl, from a different time-line! She is pretty amazing. Jeff: epic!

(ohhhh cool! this Jeff is from my Weekends Off AU where on Friday, Saterday and Sunday everyone from every game from Angry Birds to SCP have a weekend off and just chill. for Doors, their humans.)

(909 hugs later) Gamer : ok, 909 years, 909 hugs, lol- jeff: so true, fr tho, wenda told me to tell you smth, I don't remeber so, o
Go ask her-your self mk? Gamer: alr.

.. Gamer: hey Jeff, cyn told me smth, uh- I forgot... [lied] jeff: woof.. that's tought.

800 hugs with the $60 extra dollars I got from my beta club donut sale (somebody paid too much and we didn't know who bc we sold 50 boxes)

60 is tip)

Jeff: "Oh, i GUESS i could take US Dollars. also, YAY!"

*hugs*

makes me happy.

also it was Yen

He so cutee... Uh... 1 crucifix, 2 lock picks and 2 hugs, plz ^^

(irk he's such a silly. you should see how he looks flustered XD)

Jeff: "okie here ya go! :>"

*gives him head pats*
Awww

*Buys everything and lets him keep the change (and gives him him 50 hugs :3)