Hi

Wussup baby gril?

Woah
Who's rizzing who

are you a video game controller?
Cuz i wanna play with your joystick.

chat is this real

Are you a popsickle?
Cuz i wanna suck you real hard.

I think it's real

Is there a mirror in your pants?
Cuz i see myself in your butt.

hell yeah

*bends you over and starts spanking*

are you a cliffhanger because I'd let go of everything for you (haha suicide joke pls laugh)

BWAAAHH HAA HAA HAA HAAAAAAAAAA HA HA H H HHHHHHH HAAAA HA.
(My dad's laugh)

average dad laugh

lmao this is the best one ive heard so far

no

hey man are you Loona because uhh... something something msmg drama... sex?

lmao

i would say something but i cant think of anything lol

I know all the weird ones but i am not gonna say them right now.

you should lol

Here is a pretty weird one. (Pretty gay ngl)
Are you a video game controller?
Cuz i wanna play with your joystick.

damn lol (that also works with girls if you know what i mean)

Lmao.
(Yea i know what you mean, but pickup lines in general are creepy as hell)

fr like if you want to ask me out just get straight to the point

My method is kidnapping.
(Works every time)

SAME

kiddnapping seems to be a popular choice now (and yet i remain not kidnapped)

built different

ah yes a fine choice indeed

After about a week they get boring so i execute them and then find a new girl to kidnap.

wow i get a new person every other day and choose which one i want for the day based of my mood

I also will sell some of them.

ohh nice

are you gay cuz u look gay

Nah i ain't gay.
(I even tested myself)

aw

Brotha eww.