because you are CORNY
you are UNORIGINAL
WE DO NOT NEED
ANOTHER PERSON WHO DESPISES CHARACTERS
FROM A KIDS SHOW
WE ALREADY HAVE ONE OF THOSE
FIND A NEW GIMMICK
The fact that it's still a f**king animal. In all seriousness why would anyone want to have sex with anything not human? (I have JOKED about SCP-049. I have never been serious about that.)