I hate when people can't afford to thank me for something that wouldn't happen without my help. last year I found out that a straight boy in my class had a crush on a straight girl who's my friend. I asked her what she thinks of the boy, and we talked about him. turns out, the girl KINDA liked him back. the boy was very shy and I couldnt get him to talk to the girl, instead, I asked them both to hang out with me, but the girl didn't know the boy was coming and the boy didnt know the girl was coming. after hanging out with them for a bit, I pretended to have something urgent and left the 2 alone, and the next week, they were dating. sweetest love birds ever, dating thanks to me, no thanking me or anything. anyway, the girl's parents forced her to marry her own cousin so the boy killed himself.
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