Restaurant Mitre d

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, a Dane, an Australian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Frenchman, a Canadian, a Mexican, an African, a Chinaman and a Californian all walk into a fine restaurant . . . Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai