IF YOU THINK YOUR JOB IS HARD, TRY FIGURING OUT.... "The lead actress will need to be likeable and relatable!"; "We need to gross about $400 million to make a profit on the Snow White remake!"; "Honestly, how bad could she be?"; HOW DISNEY'S SNOW WHITE WILL EARN A PROFIT? "I hate Snow White, cartoons, white men, love stories, traditional folktales, Jews, Republicans, dwarves, and people who don't love me instantly!"
