Yes, I'm sexy, I know.

you look like you are named tyler

well, I'm not. My name is Jeffrey

do you touch people under the age of 12

I only touch cowbell

Well I look just like buddy holly

Cool beans

do you style your hair with used motor oil?

I sure do.

(My hair was wet)

that's what they all say

are you a real person or a f**king NPC

Omg that's the imposter

I (apparently) am a real person.

no offense

Real

You look like smone that sings" two fluffy unicorns dancing or rainbows

thanks?