Teleporting would be nice.

Quantum teleportation works by literally destroying the material you want to replicate so you'd effectively be killing yourself just to move yourself to a distance

I can think of some people who should “teleport”

No that's not wah quantum teleportation does. All it is is a way to move a quantum state it doesn't even transport matter or energy only information

Isn't that literally just communication then
It's still bound to the speed of light so it's not special

That's what im saying the media just makes it seem cool my calling it "teleportation"

MSMG users in 2099 trying to teleport to a restaurant before finding out their computer has a virus sending them to Jeffrey’s basement

Imagine Jeffrey becoming a cyborg just so he can become immortal

Best timeline.

The immortal pedophile.

WHAT