USELESS JUPITER FACTS YOU'LL FORGET IN 68 SECONDS..... JUPITER SPINS SO QUICKLY, A DAY LASTS ABOUT 10 HOURS! IF YOU FAILED TO REACH THE STARDOM YOU WANTED, DON'T FEEL BAD. JUPITER FAILED TO BECOME A STAR TOO! JUPITER IS 90% HYDROGEN. THE SAME SUBSTANCE THAT MADE THE HINDENBURG VERY FAMOUS! JUPITER HAS NO SOLID SURFACE, BUT THERE ARE LAYERS DENSE ENOUGH TO PERHAPS SWIM THROUGH, AS LONG AS 50,000 DEGREE HEAT DOES NOT BOTHER YOU! CHERNOBYL'S DEADLY RADIATION TOOK WEEKS TO KILL FIRST RESPONDERS. JUPITER'S RADIATION WOULD ONLY NEED MINUTES!
