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Sooo, Trump-cult kids, you slapping
each other on the back over recent
developments in Dear Leader's little
play-skool tariff war? Not that I actually care -I just wanted
to give you a few extra seconds of feel-
good before ripping the rug out from
under you. Canada's blocked import
of U.S. liquor. Why does that matter? Simply put, your sacred Orange Macaque
is clearly beholden to his corporate organ
grinders and our liquor industry sends
almost a billion dollars worth of product; Canuckward each year. But that's just
one industrial sector and that 30-day stay
will be over before you know it. It's only a
matter of time before Canada gets a; healthy case of screw you & starts really
punching back in earnest... and by
"punching back" I mean things like
"retaliatorily stops its yearly $300b+
worth of U.S. arms imports."; Of course, there's no guarantee that's
how it'll all play out but if you think things
are interesting now, just wait 'til the
military-industrial complex is... let's
call it "displeased."; And I know... "B-b-b-but Mexico and
Canada caved!! Trump won!!!" Did he?
You sure they caved? From what I can
tell, his bullshit crashed the stock market
while Mexico and Canada finessed your; pet idiot into a stay of tariffs by giving
him a special boy ego buffing, letting
him believe deals they'd already made
with the Biden Administration were his idea. Point of curiosity, Trump-cult kids:
are you familiar with the term
"tin-pot dictator"?
