It's been decades.

your forgetting chess players, they haven't even had an update in 165 years

chess players have waited longer than tf2 and overwatch players. but all the people who played since Mario Kart 7 launched, they waited until 2025 for minor bug fixes

Facts.

true

well we got prime 4

Just curious, how well known am I here?

And hollow knight: silksong

They announced Metroid Prime 4. It's called Metroid Prime 4: Beyond

I know. I, of all people, would be the FIRST to know.

Stop screaming before I hit you with every single offensive powerup in Metroid history.

I'll hit you with the Baby Bitch Varia Suit.

nuh uh

Then I'll hit you with the Little Timmy Austismifier Plasma Bitch Slap Beam.

I am autism

Then I'll hit you with the Little Hudson EXTRA Autismifier Plasma Bitch Slap Beam.

I am hidden among 5,000,000 Paldean Woopers.

That's why I use the plasma beam.

Ah, I see. But do you have W A V E beam?

Plasma beam goes through living entities, wave beam can only go through walls on it's own.

*puts up a wall* now whatchu gonna do?

*Blasts you with a plasma beam*