Drew Kinito and his friends and- OH GOD WHY AM I SIMPING AN AXOLOTL

I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND

*screech of rage*

bro turned into pterodactyl

Get axolotled

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM-

/j

I know but-

*smashes the binoculars*

NO BUTS!

don't worry I got a spare >:)

*smashes them all to pieces*

welp, at least I still have eyes! :D

*blindfolds u*

jokes on you I have photographic memory

of course i do. also, if you erased everything taht was axolotl related from my memory i would have forgotten you because Axolotl was the nickname i gave ya

*erases all axolotl-related memories*

...hey I still have my beloved, precious sketchbook! :D

WHA-
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME MORE THAN A BOOK

I do! :D but I also love my book, my parents, my friends and my favorite hobby of purposely annoying you because you always have a adorably silly reaction XD

...but you still love me more right?