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Rp if ya want :3 | Rp with Anastasia if you want, but in her home, decorated with veins | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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*the door randomly and slowly opens to show Gus on the other side*
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(The front door)
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Liam: Nice place you got here.
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Anastasia: Thanks! I decorated it personally!!
*There's veins hanged on the walls, like Christmas lights*
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Liam: Mhm...like the decor
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Anastasia: ^^
*Though everything is drippy, and there's the iron smell of blood and rotten corspses*
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Liam: i Don't mind it
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Anastasia: You want something? Like a cup of tea?
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Liam: sure I'll go for anything
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Anastasia: You make it then, I'm too short to reach the cupboards
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Liam: lmfao-
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Anastasia: *sigh*
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Liam: *grabs box of tea*
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Anastasia: Thanks..
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Liam: *hands the box to her*

You can at least reach the stove right?
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Anastasia: Im not THAT short
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Liam: Good that
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*Rico gasped at the sight of her house, easily frightened. Byrd looked at the house, having a few obvious bad feelings*

Rico: O_O
Byrd: ... I reckon you're thinking the same thing as me, yeah?
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Anastasia: *she notices them and walks over, her height makes her a bit underwhelming*
What are you doing in my house?!
...
Well sorry for yelling, welcome!
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Byrd: … so short.
Rico: Yeah… I-im gonna hide behind you, uncle.

*Rico gets behind Byrd*
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Anastasia: Listen here. IF YOU COMMENT ABOUT MY HEIGHT ONCE AGAIN I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD OUT OF YOUR DAMN CORPSE!!!!!!!
*she takes a deep breath to calm down and then sighs*
Anastasia: *she tries to act friendly* Do you want a cup of tea? I think the previous owners had some in the cupboards!
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Byrd: (She’s cute too to be honest.) Ph sure what kind of tea d’you have?
Rico: (Uncle, you’re engaged to someone else!) I’ll have a… a soda?
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Anastasia: Not sure, I don't drink much
*She walks to the kitchen*
Anastasia: .... Uh... Little help? I barely can reach the counter...
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*Byrd tries to hold his laugh as he walks over*

Byrd: A-Alright then! What dya need help with?
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Anastasia: Reaching the cupboard.
*She points to the cupboard above the kitchen*
Anastasia: It's not my fault I'm small...
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Byrd: (It actually is. I mean you are born that way.) What should I get from the cupboard?
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Anastasia: The tea, dumbass

*She sits down on a chair*
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Byrd: Alright then. (Wanking short stack)

*He grabs the tea*

Byrd: Here it is!
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Anastasia: Thanks! *She gets up and grabs it from his hands, even though she's quite short, she can still heat up the water*
It'll take a while, so sit down somewhere and relax! ^^

*Struggling to open the tea box with her gloves*
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Byrd: … Wow. You really are something with those gloves. Hah
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Anastasia: Urgh
*She takes her gloves off, revealing her quite sharp fingertips*
*She carefully and precisely opens the box and puts a tea bag in a mug*
Anastasia: Hehe, dissecting bodies with your hands helps develop quite the precision! ^^

*She realises what she said*
Anastasia: Uh... Sorry for telling you that
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Byrd: I’ll… just wait in the living room…
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Anastasia: make yourself at home! *She waved her hand as she gave a wide smile*
*Both her sharp teeth and her sharp finger nails were unsettling, but her height made her more cute than scary*

Mmm i never drank tea...
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*In the living room…*

Byrd: Hey kid… You think we’re gonna have to square up against this lady?

Rico: W-well… I’m not sure if we can win this one.
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*Anastasia waits for the tea to finish*

*The room is decorated with veins and blood like if they were Christmas lights*
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Byrd: Alright… If she ever tries to attack us, you know what to do.

*Rico nods*
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*she comes a brings some a plate with 3 cups, 2 have tea, one has... blood*

Anastasia: Here you go! ^^
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Rico: Hey! I asked for sodaaaaa…
Byrd: You’re joking… Tell me you’re joking…
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*she places the plate on a small table and grabs the cup filled with blood and takes a sip*
Anastasia: Didn't want to open the fridge. So what brings you here?
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Byrd: I don’t know. Hehe. What do you think?

*He drinks the tea*
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Anastasia: I don't think you just wanted to visit a lady that just moved in...

*She put the cup back on the plate*
Anastasia: So why are you here?
*She put her hand under her chin*
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Byrd: If I want to be honest… That’s literally what I want to find out, innit nephew?

Rico: Uh… Yeah…
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Anastasia: Mmm....
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Byrd: …
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Anastasia: well i don't know why you're here
*Takes her cup and sips a bit*
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Byrd: …
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Anastasia: *drinks a bit more* urgh... I guess I dropped a bit of salt in it...
I hate salty blood...
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*Byrd finishes his drink while Rico just sits there uncomfortably*
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(gn)
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Anastasia: it gets quite lonely here... So it's nice to finally have someone around! ^^
*She smiles, trying her best to not make them uncomfortable*
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Byrd: Yeah… I get that lonely feeling sometimes.
Rico: …
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Anastasia: *tired sigh* People are just so scared of me...
:<
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Byrd: Yup. I can see why.
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Anastasia: though you don't seem afraid and that makes me happy ^^
*Tries to pat Byrd's head but can't really reach*
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Byrd: Well that’s cuz… youre uh… kind.

Rico: Mm..
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Anastasia: Well I'm happy you consider me kind!! *She brings the plate away*
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Byrd: Whew… (nearly called her little)

Rico: (yeah. Close call, uncle.
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Anastasia: *comes back* So do you want something else?
*She smiles kindly, her height making her cuter*
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Byrd: Nah not at all.

Rico: How about we have a talk?
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Anastasia: Im up to a nice chat! ^^
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Byrd: Great. So… where you from?
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Anastasia: I was born in london
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Byrd: Guess that makes two of us then… I wasn’t born in London but I was found and raised there
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Anastasia: woah really?? How was London??
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Byrd: Okay I suppose… weather was shite most of the time. Food over there was great though
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Anastasia: Ooo...
Guess i missed a lot....
*She looks at Rico*
Anastasia: and they are?
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Byrd: Was found as a core in the countryside. My sister built a good body for ‘im.

Rico: …
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Anastasia: aww... So he's not human?
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Rico: I’m a robot… b-but Y-Yeah. Mums still looking at where I came from…
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Anastasia: huh...
*She looks back at Byrd*
*She lays back on her chair*
Anastasia: *she murmurs to herself* I wonder what his blood would taste like...~

*She snaps out of it*
Anastasia: U-uh so what do you like?
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(Endangered alien species blood.)

Byrd: My fiancée. (Other women) My family. Me. And music.
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Anastasia: Ooo... *She places her hand under chin, looking at Byrd more than rico because she now knows Byrd is the only actual person with blood*
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Byrd: It’s not really that interesting… ya know?
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Anastasia: if you say so...~ I've spent all my life in a laboratory and in an asylum, I treasure every little thing about people...
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Byrd:Heh. I think I know why they put you in there.

Rico: -_-‘ (Uncle Byrd. We need to get out of here.)
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Anastasia: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!???

...

*She walks up to Byrd*
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Byrd: uh…

*He gets back*

*Rico watches Anastasia walk up. He couldn’t bare but to think about raising fists to save his uncle*
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*she grabs Byrd's chin and pulls him close*
Anastasia: listen here, you entered my home, so you're my guests, i respected you and didn't kill both of you.

*She pulled him closer*
Anastasia: So give me the respect I deserve. AND STOP COMMENTING ON MY HEIGHT!
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Byrd: Geez. Calm down woman. I didn’t even say a height joke this time. And don’t get too close to me. It’s making me feel weird-
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Anastasia: *sigh*

*While taking her hand off his chin, she scratches him*
*She went to sit back down and licked her fingertip, or her claw*
Anastasia: quite sweet~
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*Byrd blushes, but at the same time, he’s scared. He touches his chin to feel his blood*

Byrd: …

Rico: O-oh would you look at the time?! I-i think we should get going!

Byrd: Y-yeah. Yeah…
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Anastasia: aww... I hoped you could stay a little longer...
*She giggles*
Oh well
*She gets up again*
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*Byrd and Rico stand up too*

Byrd: Th-Thanks for your time.
Rico: Y-yeah…. bye…

*They both are about to get out the door*
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Anastasia: oh hey!!
*She runs up to them and tugs on byrd*
Anastasia: Come back some time... I'd love to taste you again~
*She winks as she lets go and walks into the kitchen*
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*They're gone*
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*sigh*
Anastasia: gosh... Never tasted blood that sweet...~
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*f**king weirdo*
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Anastasia: Really wish they come back some time...
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*Byrd and Setuh stand outside of her house one day later…*
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(fun fact: Anastasia absolutely loves sweet blood, it's her favourite, so she wouldn't have killed Byrd)
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(Ig she really is deranged)
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Anastasia: *sleeping on the couch*
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Setuh: Is this the place?

Byrd: *nods*

Setuh: well, I’ll decide if she’s actually evil or not

*She rings the doorbell, and knocks*
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*she wakes up*
Anastasia: huh??! Who the hell comes knocking at my house at 10 am?!
*She opens the door*
Anastasia: WHAT DO Y-
*She notices Byrd*
Anastasia: oh hi~

*then notices Setuh*
Anastasia: oh who are you?~
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Byrd: She’s my sister
Setuh: Hello there! I’m Setuh! ^^
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Anastasia: Hello! Come inside!

*As before, the house is decorated with veins, but a bit more tidy than before*
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Setuh: Spooky…

Byrd: Yeah. Like her.
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Anastasia: I didn't expect you to come back so soon...~

*She closed the door behind them*
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Byrd: Eh. We don’t expect anything nowadays.

Setuh: :)
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Anastasia: you being her sister...
*She approaches setuh*
Anastasia: you must have similar blood...~
I'd like to give it a taste sometime...~

*She looks at Setuh with an almost hungry look, then she walks to the living room and sits down on the couch*
Anastasia: make yourselves at home!
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*They both sit on the couch*
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Anastasia: come on! Tell me about yourselves!~
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Setuh: Well, I’ve heard you come from London. So do I.

Byrd: …
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Anastasia: come on~
*She leans forward and puts her chin on her hand*
Anastasia: someone with blood as sweet as you should have a nice story ~
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*Anastasia feels something metal on her right cheek*

Setuh: How about you watch who you touch, eh? ^v^
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Anastasia: hehe~
*She pats Setuh*
Anastasia: *she leans back* so... Wanna tell ne more about yourself?
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Setuh: Well... I'm an engineer of all sorts. I sometimes invent things that shouldn't even exist.
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Anastasia: *she scouts closer to Setuh* Ooo... Interesting....
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Setuh: Oh! You know what else is interesting? ^^
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Anastasia: what may I ask? I'm pretty curious...
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Setuh: Take a look at my hand!

*She shows a palm of her hand to Anastasia*
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Anastasia: huh?
*She looks at it*
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*Suddenly, Anastasia is slammed against a wall by a large telekinetic force*
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Anastasia: Oww
What was that for!!!
*She holds her head*
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Setuh: You really want drink our blood, do you? *in a serious tone*
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Anastasia: Yeah but I'm not gonna kill you! I'm not a dunbass!!
*Still holding her head*
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Setuh: Oh really? How can we trust you if you continuously talk about our blood? There’s not really a lot of us you know
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Anastasia: *she gets up* if i wanted to kill you... YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD THE MOMENT YOU STEPPED IN MY HOUSE!!!!
*She widens her hands, showing her claws*
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Setuh: I promise you this. We ain’t something to be crept upon to.

*Suddenly, dirt and pebbles start floating around Setuh*
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*she grabs a bottle of blood and drinks it*
*She had scratches on her face, but they heal up*
*By the amount of blood she drinks, she completely regenerates all her health*

Anastasia: I wouldn't like to fight my guests... *She growls showing her spiky teeth*
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Setuh: Yet you brought this situation up by yourself.
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Anastasia: It's you who got violent!!! With blood as tasty as yours I wouldn't have killed you, that's just stupid!!!
*Her height makes her a bit underwhelming*
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Setuh: Yeah. Thats it. Keep yapping.

*Anastasia feels a few crumbles above from the ceiling*
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*she looks up and gets on all fours, she runs to the side of the room and grabs her sword case*
Anastasia: You are NOT
*she runs to Setuh*
DESTROYING
*she grabs the handle of her sword*
MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!
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Setuh: Byrd. Leave.

*Byrd escapes while Setuh equips her umbrella shotgun*
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*she runs at her, preforming her special attack, Boundary of Death, which has a 1/4 chance of working*
*Though she gets close, it fails*
(I literally just rolled a dice)
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*Her umbrella gets close to her stomach and shoots off*
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*f**k it we ball, we trying again*
*She runs at her again and tries to preform her attack again*
*She's successful this time, dashing through Setuh*
Anastasia: I didn't want to kill you. And I wont
*A giant red slash hits Setuh's stomach, strong enough just to staggering her a bit but not enough to kill her*
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Setuh: Hrrk!

*She tries to shoot at Anastasia*
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*she gets it, but it doesn't do much to her*
Anastasia: Just get out!!!
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*Anastasia gets telekinetically shoved to a wall again*

Setuh: How about you ease off my brothers back??
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Anastasia: Urgh, this is what I get for doing a taste test?
*She tries to move but can't much*
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Setuh: Yup. Pretty much.

*the attack hardens*
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Anastasia: I let you in as guests and this is how you treat me?!
*She struggles to move*
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Setuh: you’re literally treating us as if we’re your food!
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*she released an ear piercing screech, causing Setuh to stop her attack*
*Anastasia fell to the floor*
Anastasia: I TREAT EVERYONE LIKE THAT!!!
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Setuh: …
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*heavy breathing*
Anastasia: WHAT DO YOU F**KING EXPECT?!??! I AM A BLOODFIEND, I NEED TO DRINK BLOOD TO SURVIVE!!!!
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Setuh: …
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Anastasia: *heavy breathing* *she tries to stand up but needs the support of the wall* I think i broke my leg....
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*Byrd enters.*

Byrd: Hey… Everything got quiet all of a sudden. What happen-

Setuh: Pick her up…

*Setuh leaves the building, leaving Byrd to help Anastasia out*
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Anastasia: I DONT NEED HELP.

...
...i can't really regenerate bones with blood.... So i may need help....
*She pouts*
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Byrd: Sorry about that and all… My sisters got a strange history with vampiric beings and all that…

*Helps Anastasia up*
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Anastasia: At least you're helping me ^^

*She limps a bit*
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Byrd: … where d’you want me to take you?
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Anastasia: Uhhh....
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Byrd: Come on. I don’t got all day
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Anastasia: Well I broke my leg... And we are NOT going to the hospital, I don't wanna get closed up in a lab again....
I guess put me on my bed...?
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Byrd: Sure.

*Goes to put her in bed*
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Anastasia: Thanks....
Also .... Yesterday, it seemed you blushed, didn't you?~
Just cause I called you sweet
*She giggles*
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Byrd: Actually shut the f**k up. You know I’m engaged.
-///-
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Anastasia: kinda rude... And I'm not even sure what that means.... But look at you blush again! You really are sweet... And it's reflected in your blood...~
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Byrd: …
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Anastasia: hehe... You can go now... Unless you wanna give me another taste~
*She looks at Byrd in a hungry way, but it's clear she doesn't plan to kill him*
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Byrd: Whatever… Bye…

*He leaves*
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Anastasia: aww...

*She drinks a bottle of blood near the bed and stands up, still limping*
*She walks after byrd*
Anastasia: oi
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Byrd: *just at the door* what?
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Anastasia: Come back sometime, hehe...
Oh and also I know you thought I was cute ^^
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Byrd: …

*Leaves the scene*
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Anastasia: F**k sake...
Why are guests so aggressive...
*She looks at her leg*
Anastasia: I bet her blood was sweet too~
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Rp with Anastasia if you want, but in her home, decorated with veins