Rp if ya want :3

*the door randomly and slowly opens to show Gus on the other side*

(The front door)

Liam: Nice place you got here.

Anastasia: Thanks..

Liam: *hands the box to her*

You can at least reach the stove right?

Anastasia: Im not THAT short

Liam: Good that

Anastasia: Thanks! I decorated it personally!!
*There's veins hanged on the walls, like Christmas lights*

Liam: Mhm...like the decor

Anastasia: ^^
*Though everything is drippy, and there's the iron smell of blood and rotten corspses*

Liam: i Don't mind it

Anastasia: You want something? Like a cup of tea?

Liam: sure I'll go for anything

Anastasia: You make it then, I'm too short to reach the cupboards

Liam: lmfao-

Anastasia: *sigh*

Liam: *grabs box of tea*

Olesya (HEAVY Russian accent): Does your name indicate you are Russian? Or is just because is cool name?

Anastasia: Dear lord- What? I'm British

Olesya: Oh. What respect I had for you has vanished. Goodbye.

Anastasia: Rude...

Potato: the freak is this?

Anastasia: Are you ... Wha?

Potato: I mean like... its so cool y'know! Are these real human veins?

Anastasia: Yeah...

Potato: now that that’s been confirmed, how did I get in your house and what am I doing here.

* what she looks like outside the peephole*

Anastasia: :I

*Rico gasped at the sight of her house, easily frightened. Byrd looked at the house, having a few obvious bad feelings*

Rico: O_O
Byrd: ... I reckon you're thinking the same thing as me, yeah?

Anastasia: huh...
*She looks back at Byrd*
*She lays back on her chair*
Anastasia: *she murmurs to herself* I wonder what his blood would taste like...~

*She snaps out of it*
Anastasia: U-uh so what do you like?

(Endangered alien species blood.)

Byrd: My fiancée. (Other women) My family. Me. And music.

Anastasia: Ooo... *She places her hand under chin, looking at Byrd more than rico because she now knows Byrd is the only actual person with blood*

Byrd: It’s not really that interesting… ya know?

Anastasia: if you say so...~ I've spent all my life in a laboratory and in an asylum, I treasure every little thing about people...

Byrd:Heh. I think I know why they put you in there.

Rico: -_-‘ (Uncle Byrd. We need to get out of here.)

Anastasia: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!???

...

*She walks up to Byrd*

Byrd: uh…

*He gets back*

*Rico watches Anastasia walk up. He couldn’t bare but to think about raising fists to save his uncle*

*she grabs Byrd's chin and pulls him close*
Anastasia: listen here, you entered my home, so you're my guests, i respected you and didn't kill both of you.

*She pulled him closer*
Anastasia: So give me the respect I deserve. AND STOP COMMENTING ON MY HEIGHT!

Byrd: Geez. Calm down woman. I didn’t even say a height joke this time. And don’t get too close to me. It’s making me feel weird-

Anastasia: it gets quite lonely here... So it's nice to finally have someone around! ^^
*She smiles, trying her best to not make them uncomfortable*

Byrd: Yeah… I get that lonely feeling sometimes.
Rico: …

Anastasia: *tired sigh* People are just so scared of me...
:<

Byrd: Yup. I can see why.

Anastasia: though you don't seem afraid and that makes me happy ^^
*Tries to pat Byrd's head but can't really reach*

Byrd: Well that’s cuz… youre uh… kind.

Rico: Mm..

Anastasia: Well I'm happy you consider me kind!! *She brings the plate away*

Byrd: Whew… (nearly called her little)

Rico: (yeah. Close call, uncle.

Anastasia: *comes back* So do you want something else?
*She smiles kindly, her height making her cuter*

Byrd: Nah not at all.

Rico: How about we have a talk?

*she places the plate on a small table and grabs the cup filled with blood and takes a sip*
Anastasia: Didn't want to open the fridge. So what brings you here?

Byrd: I don’t know. Hehe. What do you think?

*He drinks the tea*

Anastasia: I don't think you just wanted to visit a lady that just moved in...

*She put the cup back on the plate*
Anastasia: So why are you here?
*She put her hand under her chin*

Byrd: If I want to be honest… That’s literally what I want to find out, innit nephew?

Rico: Uh… Yeah…

Anastasia: Mmm....

Byrd: …

Anastasia: well i don't know why you're here
*Takes her cup and sips a bit*

Byrd: …

Anastasia: *drinks a bit more* urgh... I guess I dropped a bit of salt in it...
I hate salty blood...

*Byrd finishes his drink while Rico just sits there uncomfortably*

(gn)

Anastasia: *she notices them and walks over, her height makes her a bit underwhelming*
What are you doing in my house?!
...
Well sorry for yelling, welcome!

Byrd: … so short.
Rico: Yeah… I-im gonna hide behind you, uncle.

*Rico gets behind Byrd*

Anastasia: Listen here. IF YOU COMMENT ABOUT MY HEIGHT ONCE AGAIN I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD OUT OF YOUR DAMN CORPSE!!!!!!!
*she takes a deep breath to calm down and then sighs*
Anastasia: *she tries to act friendly* Do you want a cup of tea? I think the previous owners had some in the cupboards!

Byrd: (She’s cute too to be honest.) Ph sure what kind of tea d’you have?
Rico: (Uncle, you’re engaged to someone else!) I’ll have a… a soda?

Anastasia: Not sure, I don't drink much
*She walks to the kitchen*
Anastasia: .... Uh... Little help? I barely can reach the counter...

*Byrd tries to hold his laugh as he walks over*

Byrd: A-Alright then! What dya need help with?

Anastasia: Reaching the cupboard.
*She points to the cupboard above the kitchen*
Anastasia: It's not my fault I'm small...

Byrd: (It actually is. I mean you are born that way.) What should I get from the cupboard?

Anastasia: The tea, dumbass

*She sits down on a chair*

Byrd: Alright then. (Wanking short stack)

*He grabs the tea*

Byrd: Here it is!

Anastasia: *sigh*

*While taking her hand off his chin, she scratches him*
*She went to sit back down and licked her fingertip, or her claw*
Anastasia: quite sweet~

*Byrd blushes, but at the same time, he’s scared. He touches his chin to feel his blood*

Byrd: …

Rico: O-oh would you look at the time?! I-i think we should get going!

Byrd: Y-yeah. Yeah…

Anastasia: aww... I hoped you could stay a little longer...
*She giggles*
Oh well
*She gets up again*

*Byrd and Rico stand up too*

Byrd: Th-Thanks for your time.
Rico: Y-yeah…. bye…

*They both are about to get out the door*

Anastasia: oh hey!!
*She runs up to them and tugs on byrd*
Anastasia: Come back some time... I'd love to taste you again~
*She winks as she lets go and walks into the kitchen*

*They're gone*

*sigh*
Anastasia: gosh... Never tasted blood that sweet...~

(fun fact: Anastasia absolutely loves sweet blood, it's her favourite, so she wouldn't have killed Byrd)

Anastasia: Thanks! *She gets up and grabs it from his hands, even though she's quite short, she can still heat up the water*
It'll take a while, so sit down somewhere and relax! ^^

*Struggling to open the tea box with her gloves*

Byrd: … Wow. You really are something with those gloves. Hah

Anastasia: Urgh
*She takes her gloves off, revealing her quite sharp fingertips*
*She carefully and precisely opens the box and puts a tea bag in a mug*
Anastasia: Hehe, dissecting bodies with your hands helps develop quite the precision! ^^

*She realises what she said*
Anastasia: Uh... Sorry for telling you that

Byrd: I’ll… just wait in the living room…

Anastasia: make yourself at home! *She waved her hand as she gave a wide smile*
*Both her sharp teeth and her sharp finger nails were unsettling, but her height made her more cute than scary*

Mmm i never drank tea...

*In the living room…*

Byrd: Hey kid… You think we’re gonna have to square up against this lady?

Rico: W-well… I’m not sure if we can win this one.

*Anastasia waits for the tea to finish*

*The room is decorated with veins and blood like if they were Christmas lights*

Byrd: Alright… If she ever tries to attack us, you know what to do.

*Rico nods*

*she comes a brings some a plate with 3 cups, 2 have tea, one has... blood*

Anastasia: Here you go! ^^

Rico: Hey! I asked for sodaaaaa…
Byrd: You’re joking… Tell me you’re joking…

Anastasia: Im up to a nice chat! ^^

Byrd: Great. So… where you from?

Anastasia: I was born in london

Byrd: Guess that makes two of us then… I wasn’t born in London but I was found and raised there

Anastasia: woah really?? How was London??

Byrd: Okay I suppose… weather was shite most of the time. Food over there was great though

Anastasia: Ooo...
Guess i missed a lot....
*She looks at Rico*
Anastasia: and they are?

Byrd: Was found as a core in the countryside. My sister built a good body for ‘im.

Rico: …

Anastasia: aww... So he's not human?

Rico: I’m a robot… b-but Y-Yeah. Mums still looking at where I came from…