I’ll let y’all in on a gluttonous secret of mine in the comments. I’m pretty slim btw. Seriously.

Overall, l've had 4 or 5 small chocolate cakes with servings for 8 people, one 12-inch diameter chocolate cake, and about 7 or 8 containers of small chocolates. I'm a choconnoisseur. And I'm not above average mass, to put it politely. I am quite slim. I might post a picture of the containers at a later date to prove it.
Y'all can roast me for it. I'll allow it. Can't wait to see.

Okay. I'll COOK up a roast for you since obiviously you'd want something to eat.

Love that. Bonus marks for the hidden pun in it

If that's your chocolate count your whole life, those are f*cking rookie numbers

Don’t sweat it yet, it’s still rising ever higher.

Plus that’s only a fraction of the overall amount I’ve ever had

Okay. It is an eternal war for the most chocolate consumed

Would definitely love to do that

I can’t eat chocolate 😭

I am very sorry

Thank you for your empathy

That sounds like living hell

I can eat dairy free chocolate.

Milk chocolate is the second best chocolate tho

What’s the first?

White chocolate

No way! Look, imma be honest, I like all the types. I don’t discriminate. But that’s good taste regardless

Yep. So many people don't like white chocolate. But they also don't like 100 grand bars so

one of my friends cant either for some reason

I pity them as well, even though I haven’t the slightest clue who they are

Why? Have you an allergy or something?

Yes. I can eat dairy free chocolate tho

Makes sense. I pity you