THE FIVE KINDS OF DELUSIONAL PATIENTS FROM MY 600 POUND LIFE; "I don't have an overeating problem, I just eat the wrong food!"; "Having one cheat day every week will not hurt my diet goals!"; "That scale is not accurate!"; "I have not weighed myself, but I'm confident I lost 150 lbs on my Diet Coke diet!"; "I'm doing so great on my own, I don't need Dr Now!"
