Meh.

Dude my family lore is crazy 😭

Ten years ago my dad hated this one politician that was running for representative so much that he put his name on the ballot as a libertarian for the position but did literally nothing else, and got like 4% of the vote just by doing nothing

My biological great grandmother was raped by a Japanese WW2 soldier which caused her to give birth to my biological grandma

... with items?

💀

pardon

i f**king hate speech class. my speech teacher is so slow and condescending. like i say smth and she takes a billions years to respond and she always overexplains everything like i'm in kindergarten. she actually is trying to teach me figurative language, shit i learned in 2nd grade and i'm in 9th grade and it pisses me off because it's so insulting and embarrassing. this wouldn't've happen if my parents didn't f**king go running their mouths making up shit, saying i'm too "literal" just because i don't find their stupid corny jokes funny.

oh crap I didn't know that was from you

Tell me in Memechat rq

Ehh

Come on
I can be trusted

Just Memechat me

thank you for giving us permission
all this time we were doing it bc we could

Man.

I'm glad out of my 2 siblings on my moms side, I'm the only one with a good dad. And it's not even close