Poor Anastasia

Blobler: should’ve gotten better

Anastasia: I good at fighting!! It's just that... I wasn't looking...

Blobler: like I said, “should’ve gotten better”

Anastasia: What do you mean by that!

Blobler: hold on let me just get on your height *crouches* your sword was stolen even though you said you were good at fighting

Anastasia: *she gets a little mad*

Blobler: what did I do?

Anastasia: I AM GOOD AT FIGHTING!!!!!

Blobler: I never said you were bad at it

Anastasia: *pouts*

Blobler: I’m just telling you to get good next time

Anastasia: I AM GOOD!!!

Blobler: I wasn’t even yelling at you

Anastasia: *getting more angry* GO AWAY OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU

Blobler: like you can even try, I’m literally slime

Anastasia: ....

Blobler: justgetgoodnexttime

I should draw her

Astra: hehe, smol blood gremlin

Anastasia: Aren't you a robot??

Astra: yeah, but not the kind that needs oil. I'm not a worker drone... wait, do you even get that reference?

Anastasia: I lived in a laboratory and in an asylum for all my life, I do not know what half of the outside world is

Astra: oh

Anastasia: You being a robot isn't even fun... Can't drink blood from you...
I mean I'm not a vampire but I do have sharp nails and teeth... And i can just suck the blood out

Astra: :<

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Anastasia: *she takes off her gloves and puts her hands in front of Astra* See, they're like this! (Like the image)

Astra: ooh

Anastasia: They can also absorb blood! Actually they do it twice as fast

Anastasia: I'm not small!!!!

...

Okay i am... BUT DON'T CALL ME SMALL!!!

Astra: seriously though why are you cat size? Is this what you meant when you said you get weak without blood?

Anastasia: I only shrink by 1 or 2 inches!! It's not much!!!!!!!

Astra: then what the hell is this
*She holds her like the image*

Anastasia: (⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠) PUT ME DOOOWN!!!

*she puts her on her head*

Anastasia: I swear whoever shrunk me is gonna pay...

(I might draw loaf Anastasia just for funnies)

(lol)

Astra: hehehehehe

Anastasia: I will drink the oil out of you

Astra: I don't have oil.

Xander: This is not my sword

*she widens her mouth to show her teeth, they're all rather... spiky*
Anastasia: I drink blood. AND NO. NOT A VAMPIRE.

Xander: *grabs a bottle of blood* I got this from the Calamitous Solar eclipse. Do you want it?

Anastasia: ooo... I do have my own but I'm always up to try new tastes!~

*She glares at the bottle*

*Xander gives Anastasia the bottle, the bottle blood looks very tempting*

Anastasia: *doesn't give a shit of anything and just chugs it*
Ooo! This got a nice sweet taste!!! I love sweet blood! *Chugs more of it*

*The Calamitous Blood taste has a kick to it*

Anastasia: *finishes the whole bottle* That taste really good!! Ya got any more?~
*She recomposes herself*
Anastasia: ops- sorry... Got to my head... Sometimes I just lose control when there's blood involved ^^

Xander: I didn’t have a need for blood bottles so here, have them all
*Xander has a entire f***ing safe of those blood bottles*

Anastasia: *big eyes* OOOO THANK YOU!!
*grabs it surprisingly easily*
Anastasia: I'll bring this to my home!!

Xander: you’re welcome, say, if there’s another Calamitous Blood Moon, I’ll invite you

Anastasia: a what what? Nevermind, Thanks for the blood!! ^^
(Fun fact, she's always at 25% hp but her max hp is so high it doesn't matter)

Xander: No problem

Anastasia: *she puts the safe on the ground* *sigh of relief* It's really convenient to be a bloodfiend, I don't need water

Anastasia: huh?

*Xander is holding Anastasia’s blade*

Anastasia: Huh?- HEY!!! GIVE IT BACK
*small gremlin run*

*Xander gives it back to Anastasia*
Xander: Where’s my Murasama?

Anastasia: Hell do I know! *Snatches it*
Don't you dare touch my sword ever again!!!

Xander: At least say “Thank you” or I might not be so kind the next time I have it

Anastasia: I don't need to say anything to you! You stole it!
*She grabs what seems to be a beer bottle, but the bottle is stained and the liquid inside is very dark*

Xander: I found it in the lost and found

Anastasia: Then who stole it from me!
*She pointed at him, holding the bottle*

Xander: I’m sure it was someone else. I was only trying to return it

Anastasia: *she drinks a bit from the bottle, her mouth stained with something red*
As if I'd believe that!

Xander: IF I WANTED TO STEAL IT THEN IT WOULD BE GONE ALREADY!

Anastasia: *she rolls her eyes and she sheaths her sword* *she drink a bit more from the bottle*
Whatever

*Xander pulls a card out and a piggy bank with wings comes out, Xander reaches into the piggy bank, and then suddenly pulls Murasama out*
Xander: Oh, that’s where it was.
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(The gif is the Murasama effect)

Anastasia: What the... Are you also a...? Wait no... It's not the same sword as mine, plus mine was spesifically made for me...
You! What are you!

Xander: I am Xander, I had this sword made for me

Anastasia: I don't care what your name is! I want to know what you are!

Xander: Oh, I’m an Inkla.

Anastasia: wah... Im a... Bloodfiend

Xander: I’m going to need to know what a Bloodfiend is