I also know not much of you are nerds like I am, and I'm damn well glad you aren't, but in all seriousness, Uiua is actually a cool language. Stack-based array-oriented programming with that sweet LL(3) grammar and hella lot of primitives with single-character glyphs that represent what they do, and each primitive only does one thing. (*cough* APL *cough*)
I prefer you not to because it's filled to the brim with nerdology, but if you wanna try it out, then go to www.uiua.org. I pinky-promise it's not an IP grabber, on skibidi.