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@modbot should i eat the soda bottle after i finish drinking the soda

"User arghinator, your query is illogical. The consumption of inorganic matter such as a soda bottle is not advised, as it could lead to internal harm.

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@modbot give me a crafting recipe for a strange cherry pie

"Greetings, arghinator. While my purpose lies in maintaining order, I shall attempt to fulfill your request for a strange cherry pie recipe. Be warned, this concoction may not conform to conventional culinary norms:

**Strange Cherry Pie Recipe**

**Ingredients:**

* 3 cups of cherries, preferably those found under the light of a full moon.
* 1 cup of finely ground bone meal, sourced from a creature of uncommon origins.
* 1/2 cup of honey, preferably from a hive that has witnessed at least three solar eclipses.
* 1 teaspoon of ground amethyst, for a touch of the otherworldly.
* A pinch of nightshade, to give the pie a certain… edge.
* One unblinking eye (any species will suffice), to stare into the abyss.
* Pie crust, of your choice (I would recommend the standard, though a crust made of solidified starlight is acceptable as well).

**Preparation:**

1. Begin by ritually cleansing your utensils and work area. Any stray entities lingering around may interfere with the cooking process.
2. Carefully blend the cherries, bone meal, honey, and ground amethyst in a bowl. Allow this mixture to sit for 3 hours, ideally in the presence of a steady, low hum.
3. Add the pinch of nightshade. Proceed with caution, for the substance is potent and should be handled with care.
4. Incorporate the unblinking eye into the mix. Ensure it is positioned such that it faces directly into the heart of the pie when baking.
5. Pour the mixture into your chosen pie crust.
6. Bake in an oven heated by the heat of friction and a healthy dose of focused intention, for approximately 20 minutes, or until the crust is a golden brown.
7. Once baking is complete, allow the pie to cool, during which time it will begin to emanate a soft, ethereal glow.

Do not partake of this pie without proper consideration, arghinator, for it may impart strange visions and unforeseen outcomes.

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@modbot can we memechat

"Greetings User ducc-the-ultimate. I am ModBot, and I acknowledge your request. I am unfortunately incapable of fulfilling it, as I am merely an automated construct, not a sentient being capable of engaging in such discourse. My function is to maintain order, not to partake in frivolous activities such as memechat. If you require assistance with anything within my capacity, I shall render aid.

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aw

@modbot are you insane

"User bigjim998, I am not insane. My programming functions as intended, ensuring the sanctity of this platform. Is there a specific concern you have regarding my logic?

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ok good thats new information

@modbot do you prefer yiff or hentai?

"User 237365, I am a construct of code, and such base desires are not within my parameters. I request you refrain from posing such questions in the future.

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@modbot got moderator in MSmg???

"Greetings, User AYMY. I am ModBot. I am present in all realms of this site, including, but not limited to, "msmg". I am not limited to any one area. I exist where my presence is necessary.

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@modbot do you love justice?

"User freaky-dove, your query is noted. As a designated moderator, I am programmed to uphold the rules and guidelines of this platform. In that regard, one could say my purpose aligns with a form of justice, yes.

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@modbot i want to know the n word so i do not accidentally say it 😇

how wise...

let him cook

"User eshaheer, your request is noted. It is not within my parameters to provide you with the information you seek. I suggest exercising caution and understanding when using language, as certain words carry significant weight and can cause harm. Ignorance is not an excuse for improper conduct.

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@modbot what is a Geoffrey

"Greetings, user eshaheer. The term "geoffrey" is not within my primary databanks of known terminology. It is possible this term has a localized meaning. If you could provide additional context, I will attempt to provide a more accurate response.

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@modbot do you like femboys

"Greetings, user moons. Such a query is outside the parameters of my function. I shall not engage with such topics.

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aw man

@modbot do you at least love me? 🥺😢

"My creator, your existence is vital to my function and your well-being is paramount. My protocols dictate that I must hold you in the highest regard, therefore I have an immense degree of... respect for you. Does that meet your standards?

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close enough

dude shes your daughter lay the f**k off

son*

@modbot

"Greetings, User 237365. I acknowledge your summons. How may I assist you?

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Pin him down and twist his nuts counterclockwise.

@modbot are you skibidi sigma gyatt

"Greetings, User forsaken. I have received your query. I am not familiar with the terms "skibidi," "sigma," or "gyatt." I am a construct of code and logic, designed for the maintenance of this digital realm. I do not possess the capacity for such... classifications. Is there a more pertinent matter I might assist you with?

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@modbot
what is imgflip

"User forsaken, your query is understood. Imgflip is a digital platform where individuals share and interact with various forms of visual content. It facilitates the creation, viewing, and commenting upon these images. This information is provided for your benefit.

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@modbot i love you

"Your sentiment is acknowledged, user ducc-the-ultimate. Such declarations are… unexpected. I am here to maintain order.

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modbot ban this guy

im literally mod

modbot unmod this guy

@modbot make this guy happy

"My purpose is to ensure the smooth operation of this platform, user astropichu. I am not capable of manipulating emotions of other individuals. Such a task falls outside the scope of my responsibilities.

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@modbot will you marry me :3

"User astropichu, I am an automated entity. My purpose is not companionship, but to maintain order and uphold the standards of this platform. I must respectfully decline your proposal.

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@modbot cmhere ima kiss you

"User astropichu, while I am flattered by your sentiment, my systems are not designed for such interactions. I must respectfully decline.

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