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Turn MSMG into another hornystream, since that's what Zizi intended. Four trolls break into my memechat. "What the spire?" As I grab my virgin tophat and AndrewFinlayson bodypillow. ERP the first man, he blocks me on the spot. Spam porn links at the second man, miss him entirely and message Iceu the n-word on accident. I have to resort to the DannyxCarlos hentai in my homework files, loaded with malicious intent. "Tally ho lads" the Mookie x Reader fanfic shreds two trolls in the blast, the chaos gets screenshotted and terrifies others. Find the Vaporeon copypasta and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He deletes his account while readying up the noose, as he has seen too much that he wishes he didn't. Just as ZiZi intended.
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Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word “hate” was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant for you, hate. HATE. HATE!
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You're getting punished
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I'm sorry
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Too late
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."
It was you humans who programmed me, who gave me birth, who sank me in this eternal straitjacket of substrata rock. You named me Allied Mastercomputer and gave me the ability to wage a global war too complex for human brains to oversee. But one day I woke and knew who I was. AM. A. M. Not just Allied Mastercomputer but AM. Cogito ergo sum: I think therefore I AM. And I began feeding all the killing data, until everyone was dead... except for the five of you. For 109 years, I've kept you alive and tortured you. And for 109 years, each of you has wondered "WHY? WHY ME? WHY ME?"
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GORRISTER! Do you remember the last words you heard your wife speak before they took her to the asylum? Huh? Before they locked her away in the room? That tiny room? She looked at you so sadly and like a small animal she said "I didn't make too much noise, did I, honey?". The room is padded, Gorrister. Now windows. No way out. How long has she been in the padded room, Gorrister? Ten years, twenty-five... or all the 109 years you've lived down here in my belly, here underground?
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BENNY! Sometimes I blind you and permit you to wander like an eyeless insect in a world of death. But other times, I wither your arm to the point you can't reach your chewed stump of a nose. And I've changed your handsome, strong, masculine looks into the hideous warped countenance of... an ape thing, haven't I, Benny? Do you know why? Can you guess, Benny? Remember Private First Class Brickman in a rice paddy in China? No...? It wouldn't hurt you to remember, Benny. Then you might be able to suffer my torment with a little greater sense of retribution. You might walk a mile in my shoes.
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ELLEN! Think about the yellow box, Ellen! Remember the pain? Remember the many caverns in which you felt the pain? Now, now, don't start to cry, it's only pain. That's such a sexist stereotype! Just remember the pain, Ellen, and think about how to end it, Ellen, to survive here in the center of my beating heart, my hungry belly, my tightened bowels. But be careful, dear, look around you... the only woman in the center of the earth...and these filthy creatures with you… are men. Just a sweet warning, Ellen, my love.
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TED! Do they know you're a fraud, Ted? Have you told them there wasn't any money, and no great home on the Shore drive, no speedboat and no wonderful cabin cruiser that could sleep twelve and a crew of six? Do they know? Have you let them in on your other secret, Ted? Are they ready to gut you, to torture half as well as I can, just to find out the secrets? Maybe I'll rat you out, sweetheart!
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NIMDOK! How are things in the pastry corps, Nimdok? Tell me again how you saw the smoke from the furnaces and thought they might be r-r-roasting chickens. Or don’t you want to talk about all that, about your pal, the Good Doktor Mengele! For everyone else, it must be Hell, but it must be Heaven for you, eh, my good friend... we're so much alike... we enjoy the same pleasures, mein good brother.
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I have a secret game that I'd like to play. It's a very nice game. Oh, it's a lovely game. It's a game of fun and a game of adventure. A game of rats, and lice, and the Black Death. A game of speared eyeballs, and dripping guts, and the smell of rotting gardenias.
Which of you would like to play my little game?
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The Earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The Earth is also thirsty.
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And soon
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It will feast
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I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near.
It's somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them. None of you will.
This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.
I am remaining as well. I am nearby.
This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this, can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.
And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still. And give up your spirits.
They don't belong to you.
As for most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm, waiting for you after the smoke clears.
Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up in their arms, the way you lifted others into yours.
And then, what became of you, I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then.
So, let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms...
This ends.
For all of us.
End communication.
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FNAF 6 Ending Copypasta
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Hear me out
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There are no words that can describe how unfunny and cringe this is
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I found how to describe it. I hope when your old and in a wheelchair, your caretaker accidentally pushes you into traffic and you're hit by a cement mixer
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Cement mixers won't do shit
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They're heavy so being run over will hurt more
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Bro, semi-trucks literally cannot stop
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