I don't have a brain, gentlemen

Sir, a person cannot have no brain. Brain death is the irreversible end of all brain function, including the brain stem. A person who is brain dead is legally dead and has no chance of recovery

Jarvis, lobotomize him.

please don't.

Please, do not move while I start the process

Yes sir

Ah, thanks for clarification.

You're welcome sir, in case you need something else you can call me