that's when you bring out the febreze

And then their eggs will squirt out so you needto crush those.

Ewwwww

roaches be locked in since the Cambrian explosion ngl.

this is how I look at the person who says "good boy" to me while I'm leaving the bus

Me and flick used to call them immortal bugs when we were little lmaooo. There was also these loud ass bugs in the grass all the time that we're about the same size except they could fly and they were white with black stripes. We would stomp on those things like 20 times and they would just fly away like they were literally Goku.