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AYE I'M GONNA POOPER IN THE SCOOPER SCUBA DIVING IN PISS LOOKING FOR FISH IN A DISH I HAVE A WISH THAT I WILL HOOKIE ON THE POOPY LIKE A WOOKIE IN THE COOKIE IN MY MOUTH DON'T YOU POUT PEE ON THE FLOOR THAT'S ALL I EVER WANTED EVERMORE NOW I'M GONNA LOCK THE DOOR ON YOUR TOES THE WHITE VAN GANG IS SELLING KIDS BILL GREEN IN THE MEAT GRINDER NO CRICKET IN THE DISHWASHER WHEN I KICK SO SLICK IN DICK YOU WISH THAT I COULD MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE EYE OF RAH THIS PROPERTY IN EGYPT SO PROFOUND THAT LUIGI LORE COULD ONLY BE FOR YOU IN THE BASEMENT WITH THE KIDS WITH BILL GREEN IN THE MEAT GRINDER FIGURINES IN THEIR JEANS OLD LADY'S KNITTING THE CHOPPED CHIN GUY EATING SOME FRIES IGNORING THESE LIES AND CHASING THEIR THIGHS YHEA YHEA YHEA I DON'T THINK THAT BILL GREEN SHOULD BE IN THE MEAT GRINDER IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK [GUTAR SOLO] WHEN YOU SEE THE GUY THAT IS THE ONE AND ONLY XANDER YOU WILL FALL TO YOUR KNEES AND ASK FOR BILL GREEN IN THE MEAT GRINDER AND SAY HIM FAVORITE WORD THAT'S EASY MY FAVORITE WORD IS PROFOUND TAKE A LOOK AROUND DO YOU HEAR THAT SOUND YOU WILL HOLD MY CROWN WITH PROFOUND CLARITY GIVE MY TOES TO CHARITY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE OF THE POOP IN YOUR BOOT EAT THAT POOP LOOT YOU FAT COOT YOU CAN JUST TOSS ME ASIDE LIKE I'M NOTHING I'M EMO AND DEPRESSED LOOKING LIKE A PISSING MESS I COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT THE GRINCHES KNEE AND YOUR MOM IT'S NOT ALL THAT POOPY YOU WOOKIE I DON'T TOUCH GRASS ANYMORE BUT INSTEAD I EAT IT LIKE KFC IN A FAMLY BUCKET AND I LOOK LIKE MCGUKKET MR GRIGGS I'M SORRY SIR BUT I'M GOING TO CONFISCATE YOUR KNEE ("LEST BEGIN THE PAINFUL OPERATION SAW OFF HIS KNEECAPS") OUTCH!!! ONE DAY I SAW MY KID WATCHING SKIBBIDI TOILET I THREW HIM IN A VOLCANO HE DIED I'M HAPPY MY WIFE SAW THIS AND I SAID [CHORUS] HE DESERVED THIS HE WAS WATCHING CRAP SO I GAVE HIM CRAP IN THE VOLCANO HE GOES SHE SAYS BYE BRO I SAID I DON'T CARE THEN I CRAPPED ON THE FLOOR AND THEN SHE RAN AWAY I THEN SAID [CHORUS] SCREW IT THIS IS MY HOUSE NOW I WALK AROUND NAKED AND PEE IN BOTTLES ITS NICE WITHOUT THAT KID HE IS A LOSER AND DESERVED TO DIE [CHORUS] I LIKE MY LIFE WITH OUT THAT KID AND WITH OUT THAT WIFE FREE OF THE STRIFE AND LIVING THE LIFE PEEING IN BOTTLES CHUGGING FULL THROTTLE IS THE WAY TO GO MAILING GLITTER BOMBS AND LOOKING AT FEET THAT IS PRETTY NEAT THEN I HEARD A KNOCK AT THE DOOR IT BUSTED OPEN IT WAS THE FBI I CRAPPED ON HIM HE SCREAMED LIKE A FRICKING BABY [CHORUS] I CHARGED UP MY UHHHH WELL I PISSED ALL OVER HIS FACE LONG STORY SHORT I WENT TO JAIL IN JAIL I WAS THE ONE GETTING CRAPPED ON BY BIG BURLY BUFF GUYS IN JAIL I HATE MY LIFE I JUST WANT TO BE FREE BUT THE NAKED MEN WONT LEAVE ME ALONE I CANT TAKE NO MORE I SEE POOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!