roast this kid

How bugs bunny would look like without his front two teeth:

Bro looks like a meat sculpture fresh out of the oven

Me: Good night closet man
Closet man:

is that a picture of you?

no

Does bro floss with a pole of rebar?

he flosses with a weedwacker

Bro's family tree is a circle

If I throw a stick bro will fetch it

Oh look! It's the kid who wants his two front teeth for Christmas!