roast this kid

How bugs bunny would look like without his front two teeth:

is that a picture of you?

no

Me: Good night closet man
Closet man:

Bro looks like a meat sculpture fresh out of the oven

did you take a selfie?

gremlin

When lightning strikes right in front of you and gets a tooth:

I would, but I don't need my house to be haunted

Oh look! It's the kid who wants his two front teeth for Christmas!

If I throw a stick bro will fetch it

Bro's family tree is a circle

Does bro floss with a pole of rebar?

he flosses with a weedwacker