Be aware of what goes down the drain

That was fast !

Indeed! Reports are she was wondering the streets whilst slamming the last of a 12-pack of the fast-acting drink. Witnesses say she became distraught after a Finnish bird weigher told her she would "never be light enough" to achieve her dream of being transported by bird, "not even an African Swallow" (which is assumed to be one the strongest birds in its weight class). I surmise this sent her over the edge—or more accurately, down the drain.

Glad you stated it was an African swallow and not the European one ! 😉

My hope is fulfilled: you recognized the reference. The members of that avian family were instrumental in keeping that beloved film within budget. It might not have been completed had it not been for the coconuts!
I believe that an appreciation of the absurd (and downright silly) is one of the essential tools for coping with this broken world, as well as my manifold personal shortcomings.

I have said before, the only reason I get up in the morning, is for the insanity of the world ... which I like to contribute too ! 😊