Lisa Simpson Speech

Bro I’m dead in the first second or so 😭

Nah, I'd win

In a fight with no rules i would be kicking some ass.

I dunno, I have my fair share

my survival plan is not showing up

Then you still lose by forfeiting

survival plan not victory plan

To the death?

Yes.

I have a feeling that i would get pretty far.

I’d win ez

Wanna bet?

Yea
I’m paranoid so I’ve planned out how I would improvise a way to kill someone

I will use my surroundings to my advantage (in a real fight nobody is gonna wanna mess with me)

Proof

Then we should all meet up.

Being able to beat someone in a fight is one thing
But would you be willing to kill them

Really depends. (If they is a rapist i will f**king kill then)

(Based)

If someone raped my family i will kill that person in a way that i can't even describe.

I carry keys in my backpack
I’ll just slice or stab your throat

I carry a knife with me and my knuckles are built different. (All i need with the knife is a plastic knife)

But are you fast

If i am being hunted i am very, if i am hunting then not very.

And how tall are you

Last i checked i was a little over 5"8. I used to study kenpo.

I’m 5’3 so it’d be kinda easier for me to stab you
I could just stab your leg and run away

I would get my uncle to join msmg. He is short but he can kick ass, he once headbutt somebody and knocked that guys teeth out.

well shit

One time at a club he saw somebody who did some really bad things, he ran up and punched the man so hard that it was louder than the music,

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