Lisa Simpson Speech

Nah, I'd win

In a fight with no rules i would be kicking some ass.

I dunno, I have my fair share

I have a feeling that i would get pretty far.

To the death?

Yes.

my survival plan is not showing up

Then you still lose by forfeiting

survival plan not victory plan

Bro I’m dead in the first second or so 😭

lightwork no reaction

I’d win ez

Wanna bet?

Yea
I’m paranoid so I’ve planned out how I would improvise a way to kill someone

I will use my surroundings to my advantage (in a real fight nobody is gonna wanna mess with me)

Proof

Then we should all meet up.

Being able to beat someone in a fight is one thing
But would you be willing to kill them

Really depends. (If they is a rapist i will f**king kill then)

(Based)

If someone raped my family i will kill that person in a way that i can't even describe.

I carry keys in my backpack
I’ll just slice or stab your throat

I carry a knife with me and my knuckles are built different. (All i need with the knife is a plastic knife)

But are you fast

If i am being hunted i am very, if i am hunting then not very.

And how tall are you

Last i checked i was a little over 5"8. I used to study kenpo.

I’m 5’3 so it’d be kinda easier for me to stab you
I could just stab your leg and run away

I would get my uncle to join msmg. He is short but he can kick ass, he once headbutt somebody and knocked that guys teeth out.

well shit

One time at a club he saw somebody who did some really bad things, he ran up and punched the man so hard that it was louder than the music,