Get nailed

This picture would look a whole lot different if she asked you to nail her to the couch.

Wymbt

The joke is sex.

Moral of the story

Not what she ment, bud

How bout you actually go full Jesus mode and nail her hands in a wooden cross, leave standing upright for three days strait, don't forget to stab her with a spear

Sounds like jesus likes it rough.

thou shall not kink-shame