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Rules: No ERP, joke RP, joke OCs, etc. This is straight romance, so use a female OC. Make sure it makes sense, so no gladiators or Spartan warriors of anyone who's gonna try and kill this man. Usually, Ty's British, but for this scenario, he's American. Enjoy.

(add dioche4d on discord bcuz thats how i can do this rp srry)

(It's okay, gimme a second. I'm Vergil, like the character from Devil May Cry, as a heads-up)

Just sent the request

Shonte: "What the hell where are you?"

*He curled up, thinking about how good Shonte was to him.*

*She brought him coffee and got back in bed*

"Drink the coffee honey.."

*He drank it.*

"You're the best... you're so good to me..."

"Aw, sweetie.."

"I'm sorry I'm so frustrating sometimes..."

"Hey it's okay- Nobody's perfect, I'm sure I frustrate you too sometimes.."

"No... you don't ever frustrate me..."

"I'm sure I have at least once hon.."

"No... never..."

"Oh wow-"

*He came back to snuggle with her.*

"Can I have snuggles, pleeeeeease?"

"You smell like booze.."

*He frowned.*

"Does that mean no....?"

"Take a shower honey, you're a little stanky-"

*He pouted and frowned more.*

"Oh honey.."

*He went to take a shower, where she heard him slip and fall many times. He came out after an hour of difficulty, his hair an absolute mess and his clothes on backwards and inside-out.*

"Oh dear-"

*She sat him down on the bed and helped him get dressed correctly and fixed his hair*

*He smiled.*

"You're sooooo good to me......"

"Now we can cuddle..."

*She smiled, snuggling into him*

*He fell asleep on her.*

*she smiled, kissing the top of his head*

*He snored rather loudly.*

*she chuckled, kissing his forehead and trying to sleep*

*Eventually, his snoring quieted.*

*she passed out asleep*

*The next morning, she was woken by a groaning and complaining Tyler.*

"Augh shut upp..."

*she said tiredly*

"But baaaaaabe... my stomach huuuuuurts.... I want to be comforteeeeeeddddd....."

*sigh* "Fine, I'll make coffee.."

*she got up*

*He smiled back.*

"I love you...."

"I love you too.."

*He cuddled into her embrace, yawning.*

*She kissed his head, holding him close*

"Sorry I got so drunnnnkkkkk....."

"It's fine honey... Try not to do that again tho.."

"Okaaaaayyyyyy....."

*He leaned his head on her chest.*

(Fun fact: I based the premise of this RP on an ASMR roleplay video I use to fall asleep)

*she smiled, playing with his hair. her chest was very soft, squishy, and comfortable*

*He smiled and closed his eyes.*

*she did as well*

*He didn't text back. A memory came up - he said he was going to a friend's place. The address was about five miles away.

*she put the address in the GPS and drove there*

*She found him in a corner, shivering and curled up in a ball.*

"What the hell..."

*She did her best to heave him to his feet*

*He started shouting.*

"I WANNA GO HOOOOOMMMMMEEEEE! Wanna put Fuzzy socks on my haaaaannnnndfdddsssss! Cooooooold haaaaannnn dddddsssss!"

"Shh.. honey I'm taking you home.."

*She put him in the car*

*He smiled and laid lengthwise across the backseat.*

*she drove home and helped him inside*

*Once home, he (clumsily) tumbled to the bedroom, and got the fuzzy socks, though not before tossing most of the content of the drawer on the bed and floor. Then, with more than some difficulty, pulled them onto his hands.*

"wtf.."

*He kissed her cheek.*

*she smiled tiredly*

"I love you, babe..."

"I love you too.."

*He nuzzled, laying on her chest again.*

"Honey.. please stop getting butt drunk."

"I promise..."

(Just a random description - before he had sobered up, his breath smelled like cheap vodka and fireball used his mouth as a wedding venue, trashed the place, and never bothered to clean up)

(ewww)

"So if you break that promise, I can punish you"

"Sure..."