It's a tough job market when both CNN and MSNBC are laying off their cadre of professional liars.

LET'S BE PERFECTLY CLEAR ABOUT THIS. I WAS THE HARDEST WORKING PRESS SECRETARY...LIKE, SINCE THE INVENTION OF WORK! SHE SAYS THAT BUT BEING THE NATION'S TOP LIAR JUST ISN'T ALL THAT DIFFICULT WHEN BOTH YOU AND THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA SPINS AND COVERS FOR THE SAME PRESIDENT.