5 MODERN INVENTIONS YOU WILL REGRET USING EVENTUALLY... WIRELESS CEILING FANS - BECAUSE TINY REMOTES NEVER EVER DISAPPEAR; ANYTHING THAT REQUIRES AN APP TO FUNCTION - BECAUSE ANDROID AND IOS NEVER UPDATE AND STOP SUPPORTING THE APP; SMART APPLIANCES - BECAUSE RECEIVING
MULTIPLE NOTIFICATIONS AT 2:00AM TO CLEAN YOUR STOVE IS WONDERFUL; NEW VEHICLES - BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER MISS THAT $850 A MONTH FOR 120 MONTHS; TIKTOK GURU ADVICE - BECAUSE NO ONE HAS EVER REGRETTED DIVORCING THEIR HARDWORKING SPOUSE OF 20 YEARS TO TRY DATING AGAIN
